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Quotes of Movie: "Hunter" [1984]
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Works for me! Ya need a date? Dee Dee: Yeah. You got somebody in mind who doesn't look like a cop? Hunter: Uh, wait a minute now. You look more like a cop than I do. Dee Dee: Hunter, if you looked any more like a cop, they'd give you a TV series where you got to play one! Ya know, this time last year, I got 25 fruit baskets. If I get one more fruit basket, I'm having a sex change operation! It was a setup, and I want a polygraph! Sergeant Brad Navarro: You shut your mouth, or you're gonna need Poly-GRIP! | |
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I must confess. I am totally addicted to your detective shows on television. All these years, I wondered who you were, what you were like. I wondered if I was anything like you. I just wanted to know who my father was. Hunter: Well, now you know. You should also know that you've had a father for the past 17 years. A good man. A man that's loved you, raised you, given you a good home, worried about you. I think that's a pretty good definition of fatherhood. This guy is so intelligent, he's having his mail forwarded. Hunter: Oh, I love smart crooks! Can you imagine what it's like to sit there for two days and answer personal questions about your sex life? Dee Dee: Yeah, it's like that every time I go to visit my mother. Boy, this really fries my eggs! So, what did the psychiatrist say? Can Ricky go out and play, or are all his groceries in the same bag? Did you hear that gunshot? Hunter: That wasn't a gunshot. It was a branch that snapped due to the insurmountable weight of the snow which landed upon it. Hunter: I've got 16 years behind that badge, Drasso. And if it wasn't for that, I'd pound your head square. Now, you know where I live and you know when I get off. So if you want a piece of me, come on. If you don't, shove off! I was expecting a shabby little man in a raincoat. Hunter: You've got the wrong television show. Captain? Do you know how many officers have been killed because they were too busy firing warning shots? You truly are a trobuled person. Hunter: Well, you should be the expert on mental disorders, being as screwed up as you are! | |
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