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Quotes of Movie: "House of Mouse" [2001]
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Now, I wanna remind everyone of the House of Mouse rules-no smoking, no villainous schemes and no guests eating other guests. Everybody out. Mickey: Show's not over yet, Pete. Pete: What show? You've got no cartoons and that stage is deader than the Haunted Mansion. Here's your doggie bag, Miss De Vil. Cruella De Vil: Forget the bag. I'll take the doggie. Hi. I'm waiter and I'll be your Goofy tonight. Now, let me tell you our specials, we have Breadknobs and Fishsticks, Cruella De Veal, Peg-Leg Pizza, Never Never Lamb, Stromboli Ravioli and Pocahummus. | |
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The Three Caballeros are Panchito, Jose and... Tweedle Dee: Sneezy? Tweedle Dum: No, it's Grumpy. You're so dumb. You'll have to go fish for a better deal, because we give the competition the royal flush. Excuse me. Did anyone order a blue-butt baboon? Because I ain't eatin' it. Sorry I'm late everybody. I had to stop by the bank. I was overdrawn. Pencil Test Character #1: Overdrawn? You're lucky. Pencil Test Character #2: Yeah. We're not done yet. Cruella De Vil's been a little sloppy with her driving lately. Cruella De Vil: Who? Me? Mickey: She's gotten 101 citations. I didn't get a wink of sleep last night. Pinocchio: I slept like a log. Two pigs were wallowing in the mud... no, wait, that's a dirty joke. Ding-dong. No, wait, that should be knock-knock. Talking Doorknob: Oh, who's there, who's there? Goofy: Oh, never mind. Knock-knock jokes stink. Talking Doorknob: Hmph. I take that as a personal slam on doors. Well... there's Cubby, Darlene and... I know, Annette. Mickey: Is that your final answer? Hey. Lighten up. Horace Horsecollar: No. You lighten up. But Mickey, I need the pumpkin. It's my ride home. Mickey: I'll find you a new ride home. Cinderella: Well, all right, but I must leave by midnight. There's a spinning teacup illegally parked. License plate: R-U-DIZZY. Mad Hatter: That's mine. Table for 101. Donald: Oh no. Waiter. There's a fly in my friend's soup. I want one too. Hey, Simba, what did you get in your soup? Simba: Rafiki. Dopey may leave the Seven Dwarfs to pursue more dramatic roles. Next, over at Lady and the Tramp's, Tramp came home late and caused a bit of a dog fight between him and Lady... You got me a car? Goofy: Even better. I got you your own parking space. See ya real soon. Pete: This rope isn't mine. My fingerprints here don't prove nothin' and I don't even know Horace Horsecollar. Horace: Hey Pete. Pete: Oh, hey Horace. How's it goin'? Horace: Goin' all right? How's the wife and kids? Pete: Can't complain. Three little pigs in a blanket. What're you all doin'? Mickey: Just hanging out with Max. Goofy: I thought you were trying to keep me from seein' that car Max crashed through the wall. Head waiter is the easiest job. All you do is order the penguins around and read the funny menu. You did put on a show, even if Mickey Mouse prancin' around in Christmas lights ain't much of one. | |
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