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Quotes of Movie: "Hope Island" [1999]
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[responding to Capt. Kangaroo in trivial pursuit] No KGB official would allow himself to be called "Kangaroo". No dignity to be named after a hopping animal. [playing trivial pursuit] Okay, smart guy. What was the nickname of captain Ilyich Murlowski? The "Maniacal Mongoose"! How many points for that? [three men drooling over a car] The girl of my dreams. A 1958 El Dorado convertible. I've wanted one of these since I was 10 years old. Daniel Cooper: Did your dad have one? Brian Brewster: No. Next door neighbor Elmo Sapp. I dreamed one day that'd be me. Nub Flanders: You dreamed you'd be Elmo Sapp? Just think. Four days from now people will be calling me Mayor Brewster. Can't you just smell the victory in the air, Nub? Nub Flanders: [opening a crate of fish] Yeah. I smell something. | |
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[receiving a gift of free fish] America is truly the land of opportunists. [coming to Molly's rescue in the kitchen] You leave cooking to Boris. Molly Brewster: [stressed out and exhausted] Wait. What? You're a chef? Boris Obolenski: Chef, artist, plumber, sword swallower. Now to finish salad. I will need garlic, dill and vodka. Molly Brewster: [confused] Okay. Wait! You put vodka in salad? Boris Obolenski: [escorting Molly out of the kitchen] I put vodka in Boris. Moosh! Moosh! Can't they fax it to you? Callie Pender: Not with the phone lines down. It's just like the "Olden Days". Nub Flanders: Yup. It's the '80s all over again. What do you mean you've got nothing else to do? Nub Flanders: Well, I'm in sort of a leave of absence. Ruby Vasquez: Oh, is that because Brewster's Estate is under water? Nub Flanders: Yeah. It's just temporary. Ruby Vasquez: Yeah. That's what they said about my tattoo. [upset that Daniel misplaced the winning lottery ticket] Dare we ask what the good news is? Alex Stone: Well, the good news is that Zabar is going to hypnotize Daniel. Brian Brewster: [angry that Daniel misplaced the lottery ticket] Oh, well! That's going to make me feel better, watching Daniel cluck like a chicken! Alex Stone: You, guys! Look, I was as upset as you are. But Zabar says that as soon as he hypnotizes Daniel, Daniel is going to remember where he put the ticket. [pause] Alex Stone: And then he'll cluck like a chicken. [whispers nervously] Daniel just, uh, asked me over for dinner. Molly Brewster: [surprised] Dinner? Alex Stone: Mm-hmm. Molly Brewster: [smiling] That's a first. Alex Stone: He said to come over there by 5:30. Molly Brewster: How come so early? Alex Stone: I don't know, but he said, that way we'll have plenty of time. Molly Brewster: To do what? Alex Stone: [blushing] I don't know, but apparently we're going to have plenty of time for it. Molly Brewster: [smiles approvingly] Aha. [discussing the vandalism against Daniel's church] I hear this was Cory's handiwork. That's what landed him in the hoosegow. Daniel Cooper: The what? Father Mac: The slammer. The clink. Up the river. Doesn't anybody watch old gangster films anymore? [counseling Roy on his alcoholism] We can just sit here in silence if you like, Roy. I just want you to know I'm here. Roy: What? You mean we can just sit here the whole session and say nothing? Bonita Vasquez: Uh-huh. Roy: Good! Daniel Cooper: [frustrated at Roy's stubbornness] Roy... Bonita Vasquez: No, Daniel. Silence is fine for today. [sensing Kevin's apprehension regarding dancing with Molly] Kevin, do you not like to dance, or do you... Kevin Mitchum: Stink? Oh, yeah! I waaaay stink. [excitedly presenting Kevin with his new pair of dancing shoes] Look what I got for you! They're supposed to be the best. The soles won't slip or slide. So they'll help you grip the floor when we do aerials. Hmmmm. Kevin Mitchum: [trembling in fear] Aerials? [teaching a dance class] Must to find your midsection. Ruby Vasquez: I'm sorry, Boris. I lost my midsection years ago. Boris Obolenski: Boris will help you find it again. Ruby Vasquez: [in a seductive Russian accent] Then, I'm all yours! [asking how Alex is helping Callie overcome her fear of meeting her "internet Romeo"] What did you say to her? Alex Stone: I just told her that if she lied to him, he probably lied to her too. I mean, think about it - 6'3", Rhodes Scholar, Olympic skier? He's albino. He's a dwarf. Don't do that, Daniel. Come on. Don't talk to me like a minister. Talk to me like a man. Daniel Cooper: Excuse me! Talk to me like a man? Like a man? Are you saying that because I'm a minister, I'm not a man? [very frustrated] Oh, you drive me crazy sometimes! Daniel Cooper: [softly] The feeling's mutual. | |
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