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Quotes of Movie: "Homicide: Life on the Street" [199

  • [Pembleton needs the clothes of a brain-dead child for evidence]



    Det. Frank Pembleton:
    I need you to give me these clothes.



    Joan Garbarek:
    I can't.



    Det. Frank Pembleton:
    You have to!



    Joan Garbarek:
    I *have* to? Let me tell you what I *have* to do today, okay? I have to go in there and I have to watch the doctors pinch Patrick's legs. I have to watch them stick pins at the bottoms of his feet. I have to watch them pour cold water, first in his right ear, then in his left, to see if his eyes moved today. And I have to hear them tell me that they don't. His eyes don't. I hear them say this. Nothing else can be done. And this is just a little *boy*! And they have to say this about him? *You* have to have his clothes? *You* have to know what we saw yesterday? I have to remember... Patrick standing there, he *has* to see the dinosaurs! He *has* to go to that window! It's always "one more minute!" He *always* has to do what he wants! And then he falls down and I think he's just teasing and he's going to get up in a minute and I'm going to yell at him to just get up and not get dirty! I *want* to see him get up... from his *own* bed. Do I have to think that he can lay there like this for another 50 or 60 years? Do I have to think that this is what he wants? Why do I have to? Why do I think that it can't be Patrick in there?

  • Det. Beau Felton:
    You have the right to remain silent; although personally, I don't feel remaining silent's all it's cracked up to be... Smoke?

  • Det. Meldrick Lewis:
    Baltimore, home of the misdemeanor homicide.

  • Det. Mike Kellerman:
    There's no absolutes in life; only in vodka.

  • Det. Frank Pembleton:
    He who loses control, loses.

  • [Crosetti and Lewis are in adjacent stalls in the men's room]



    Det. Steve Crosetti:
    Got any toilet paper?



    Det. Meldrick Lewis:
    Nope.



    Det. Steve Crosetti:
    Got five ones for a five?

  • Det. John Munch:
    Homicide: our day begins when yours ends.

  • Det. Stan Bolander:
    It's hard to meet single woman on this job. You meet plenty of widows, but the timing just don't seem right.

  • [answering the phone at Christmas]



    Det. John Munch:
    Ho-ho-homicide.

  • Det. Tim Bayliss:
    You never say please. You never say thank you.



    Det. Frank Pembleton:
    Please don't be an idiot. Thank you.

  • Det. Tim Bayliss:
    Homicide, sweet homicide.

  • Dr. Julianna Cox, CME:
    Don't you even wonder why?



    Det. John Munch:
    Why what?



    Dr. Julianna Cox, CME:
    Why he lied.



    Det. John Munch:
    I'm a homicide detective. The only time I wonder why is when they tell me the truth.

  • Det. Frank Pembleton:
    Life would be perfect, if it was just kids and dogs.

  • Det. Mike Kellerman:
    I just want you to know that I'm here for you. And if you want a hug, I'd be happy to give you one.



    Det. Tim Bayliss:
    A hug?



    Det. Mike Kellerman:
    Yeah.



    Det. Tim Bayliss:
    Do you and Lewis hug?



    Det. Mike Kellerman:
    Yeah.



    Det. Tim Bayliss:
    A lot?



    Det. Mike Kellerman:
    No, not a lot.



    Det. Tim Bayliss:
    But enough.



    Det. Mike Kellerman:
    What do you mean?



    Det. Tim Bayliss:
    Well, do you want Lewis to hug you more?



    Det. Mike Kellerman:
    Forget I brought this all up.



    Det. Tim Bayliss:
    No, no, no, no. *You* brought up the hugging thing.

  • Det. Mike Kellerman:
    You sure you want me with you?



    Det. Tim Bayliss:
    Yeah, sure, why not?



    Det. Mike Kellerman:
    I don't know, uh, last time we worked together you were kind of snarky.



    Det. Tim Bayliss:
    Snarky?



    Det. Mike Kellerman:
    Yeah, snarky, you know, from the ancient Greek, meaning butt head.

  • Det. Frank Pembleton:
    You know, sometimes you're funny. Then there's now.

  • Det. John Munch:
    Life should come with a money back guarantee. If you're not satisfied, return unused portion for a full refund.

  • Det. John Munch:
    Every evening is as random as the next, death doesn't follow a schedule.

  • Det. John Munch:
    [looking at corpse] With those beady eye and that mustache he looks like a cross between Steve Buscemi, John Waters and Edgar Allen Poe.



    Det. Tim Bayliss:
    Aren't they all the same person?

  • Lt. Al 'Gee' Giardello:
    It's better to be judged by twelve than carried by six.

  • Sgt. Kay Howard:
    If you were going to hide a body, where would you bury it?



    Det. John Munch:
    In a cemetery.

  • Sgt. Kay Howard:
    Do be a milk drinker. Don't be a crack addict.

  • Det. Stan Bolander:
    Have you been smoking the dope in the evidence room again?

  • Det. John Munch:
    You're saving your really good lies for some smarter cop, is that it? I'm just a donut in the on-deck circle. Wait until the real guy gets here. Wait until that big guy comes back. I'm probably just his secretary. I'm just Montel Williams. You want to talk to Larry King.



    Bernard:
    I'm telling you the truth.



    Det. John Munch:
    I've been in murder police for ten years. If you're going to lie to me, you lie to me with respect. What is it? Is it my shoes? Is it my haircut? Got a problem with my haircut? Don't you ever lie to me like I'm Montel Williams. I am not Montel Williams. I am not Montel Williams.



    Bernard:
    Who's Montel Williams?



    Det. John Munch:
    I'm not Montel Williams.

  • Sgt. Kay Howard:
    You're a man.



    Det. Beau Felton:
    I'm your partner.



    Sgt. Kay Howard:
    I'm a woman.



    Det. Beau Felton:
    You're a cop.

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