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Quotes of Movie: "Home and Away" [1988]

  • [repeated line]



    Alf Stewart:
    Stone the flamin' crows!

  • [Alf's crab "Claws" has been stolen]



    Alf Stewart:
    Oh, I should have known, I should have known! He was out there on his own like that, a prime target!



    Celia Stewart:
    Alfred, who on earth are you talking about?



    Alf Stewart:
    Claws!



    Celia Stewart:
    Santa Claus?



    Alf Stewart:
    Oh, don't be so stupid, Celia! Claws the crab! Someone's stolen him!



    Celia Stewart:
    Oh, don't be ridiculous, Alfred. Why would anyone want to steal a crab?



    Alf Stewart:
    Well, I don't know! That's what I keep asking myself. To make matters worse, the flamin' outboard motor packed-in and I had to row all the way back. I'm gonna be stiff as a board tomorrow!

  • Kirsty Sutherland:
    How's Matilda?



    Kim Hyde:
    All right, no thanks to me.



    Irene Roberts:
    Oh, will you give it a rest!

  • Morag Bellingham:
    Well, if it isn't the young man who insulted me on the beach a few days ago.

  • Noah Lawson:
    It's Leah. She's gone into labour.



    Irene Roberts:
    What?



    Alf Stewart:
    Hogan's Ghost!

  • Donald Fisher:
    Sophie. Maybe you could just refresh our memories and read the Elliot passage for us again.



    Sophie Simpson:
    [hoarse] Oh, I can't, sir.



    Donald Fisher:
    Oh? And why not, may I ask?



    Sophie Simpson:
    Sore throat from last night.



    Donald Fisher:
    What?



    Sophie Simpson:
    You know, from throwing up.



    Donald Fisher:
    Oh, yes, all right, Sophie, all right. Spare me the details. I suppose we'll have the privelage of hearing your gulsid tones one of these days.

  • Josh West:
    Are you just using me for my car?



    Dani Sutherland:
    And for your lips. But mainly for your car.

  • Alf Stewart:
    [after Don is given the wrong olympic torch] Don! Stop! It's the wrong flamin' Flame!

  • Morag Bellingham:
    [to Colleen] What the hell are you talking about you stupid woman?

  • Alf Stewart:
    [after arguing with Travis] Go, You left-wing Greenie Yahoo!

  • Max Sutherland:
    [after being knocked out by Henry in a Boxing Match at School] Did I win?

  • Irene Roberts:
    [frequent expression of exasperation] Gawd Save Ireland.

  • Kit Hunter:
    My Dad always said, "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

  • Sally Keating Fletcher:
    [telling off Jack who's trying to make himself Taller] This Family's falling apart and all you're worried about is how tall you are!

  • Alf Stewart:
    [depressed after Ailsa's death] I don't care if the flamin' diner sinks to the bottom of the sea

  • Pippa Fletcher:
    [imitating Alf] He's talkin' through his flamin'hat!

  • [trying to put together a chair with a then-alcoholic Irene]



    Alf Stewart:
    [shouting] You couldn't read instructions if they were written a mile high in whiskey bottles, and that's saying something!

  • [to a saxaphone player]



    Alf Stewart:
    Oi! Cut that out immediately!

  • [Adam is trying to catch a killer shark]



    Adam Cameron:
    [to Steven] Should have known you'd shoot your mouth off.



    Andrew Foley:
    Yeah, well it's just as well somebody did! Now what the hell do you think you're playing at?



    Adam Cameron:
    It's called fishing.



    Andrew Foley:
    It's called idiocy! You don't know the first thing about sharks!

  • [to "Australian Idol" finalist Paulini]



    Colleen Smart:
    I voted for you, Paulini, and so did Lancey! You're not a loser to us!

  • Colleen Smart:
    What if their plane's hijinked? You'll never forgive yourself!

  • Sarah Thompson:
    [after a Particularly Bad Hairdo] I look like Ronald McDonald and Shirley Temple rolled into one!

  • Tom Nash:
    [Travis helps Gypsy up after she falls during rollerblading and Tom jumps to conclusions, not knowing who Travis is] What are you, the local pervert or something?



    Joel Nash:
    I think you might find, kids, that this is your uncle.

  • Colleen Smart:
    I couldn't bear to spend my last days surrounded by boiled cabbage and incompetence pads!

  • Josie Russell:
    Irene?



    Irene Roberts:
    Eh?



    Josie Russell:
    Could you get Tasha to sit down and talk to me, please?


    [Irene scoffs]



    Josie Russell:
    I just want her to realise that this whole resort thing isn't personal, it's just a job.



    Irene Roberts:
    Yeah, well I'm sorry, but I can't help you.



    Josie Russell:
    You can't or you won't?



    Irene Roberts:
    Both. You know, even if I wanted to, which I don't, there's no way Tasha's going to listen to anything you have to say.

  • Movie: "Home and Away" [1988]

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