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Quotes of Movie: "Hollywood Squares" [1998]

  • Tom Bergeron:
    Recently on Live with Regis and Kelly, Kelly Ripa started a club called "Rip-heads". What are "Rip-heads"?



    Martin Mull:
    Rip-heads are people who couldn't get into Mensa if you spotted them 200 points.

  • Tom Bergeron:
    First, he was Prince. Then, he was The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. After that, he was simply The Artist. What is he known as now?



    Simon Cowell:
    The Artist Who Formerly Sold Records.

  • Jeffrey Tambor:
    Well, it's a good thing you asked me this question. Because I was a history major in high school.



    Tom Bergeron:
    Really?



    Jeffrey Tambor:
    No.

  • [immediate and repeated response to contestants guessing incorrectly during a marathon first match]



    Teller, Regular:
    YOU FOOL!

  • [Jeffrey Tambor has just received a tennis question]



    Jeffrey Tambor:
    You know, this is interesting, because I used to be a tennis coach.



    Tom Bergeron:
    Really?



    Jeffrey Tambor:
    [shakes his head] No.

  • [In the bonus round, the contestant narrows his choices down to two keys and picks the wrong one]



    Tom Bergeron:
    Well, as you know... hold on.


    [Tom walks over and takes a cue card from the grip]



    Tom Bergeron:
    They actually had to show me this.


    [Tom shows the audience the cue card]



    Tom Bergeron:
    "Show him the correct key." IT'S THE ONE HE DIDN'T PICK.

  • Tom Bergeron:
    A $50,000 Gulfstream jet is the most expensive thing purchased using what?



    Victoria Jackson:
    Dollars?

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