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Quotes of Movie: "Histeria!" [1998]

  • Loud Kiddington:
    What a grouch.

  • Aka Pella:
    What the dilly-yo?

  • Charity Bazaar:
    I'm not happy

  • Father Time:
    And now Charity Bazaar for Histeria's words of wisdom.



    Charity Bazaar:
    You can lead a horse to water but its tough to get those swim fins on his hoofs. Thank you.

  • Orville Wright:
    Oh boy.



    Wilbur Wright:
    What is that horrible smell?



    Big Fat Baby:
    Gah goo gah.



    The Wright Brothers:
    Eww.



    Charity Bazaar:
    Big Fat Baby needs a change.



    Orville Wright:
    No kidding when was the last time this baby had a new diaper?



    Charity Bazaar:
    Do you know when the wheel was invented?



    Wilbur Wright:
    3000 B.C?



    Charity Bazaar:
    Before that.

  • Froggo:
    Do you have a bag of marshmellows and a crate of leeches I can burrow?



    Orville Wright:
    Umm... no



    Froggo:
    NO? NOOO? NO IT CAN'T BE? AUGGHHHH.

  • Lucky Bob:
    Bosum Buddies was my life.

  • Lucky Bob:
    Yes/no.

  • Lucky Bob:
    Hiyo.

  • Lucky Bob:
    You are correct sir.

  • Lucky Bob:
    Absolutely.

  • Lucky Bob:
    Yes oh wise one.

  • Miss Information:
    We're walking, we're walking, we're dodging gunfire.

  • Nostradamus:
    Mary had a little lamb / Its fleece was white as snow / And everywhere that Mary went / There was an evil man named Hitler!

  • Pepper Mills:
    [after getting Christopher Columbus's autograph] Hey, you're not Leonardo DiCaprio!

  • Froggo:
    I'm gonna ride that choo choo, I'm gonna ride that choo choo.

  • Lizzie Borden:
    Whack-em!

  • Napoleon:
    [pointing to countries on a map] Got it. Got it. Want it. Need it!

  • Sister Windbag:
    It's not a painting; it's a fresco.



    Miss Information:
    It's a soda!

  • Mr. Smarty Pants:
    His name was Thomas


    [giggle]



    Mr. Smarty Pants:
    Crapper.

  • Harriet Tubman:
    [Holding Big Fat Baby Girl] When was the last time this child had a fresh diaper?



    Aka Pella:
    Remember when Columbus discovered America?



    Harriet Tubman:
    1492?



    Aka Pella:
    Uh huh, before that.

  • [at seeing as Lady Godiva]



    Loud Kiddington:
    See it! See it! See it! And I don't wanna see it!

  • Miss Information:
    We're searching for a more peaceful area, like a battlefield! We're walking, we're walking.

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