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Quotes of Movie: "Herman's Head" [1991]
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I know what you're thinking. You're thinking "Awww, who's going to go out with the virgin?" Well I'll have you know there are plenty of adult virgins who have active social lives. Heddy: Oh yeah - all those Star Trek conventions. Hey, as long as there are illegal aliens who want citizenship, Jay Nichols will have a date. Jay, there are certain occasions when its better not to think about having sex with someone. Jay Nichols: Sure there are. Family reunions. Can you believe this party? Never seen so many things I wanna put in my mouth at one time. | |
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Oh, boy. Whenever I meet a girl's father, it's always the same story. First, he offers me money not to see her. Herman Brooks: Yeah? Then what happens? Jay Nichols: I take the money. Okay! Time to meet Lita Ford. Herman Brooks: Oh, you really think you're gonna walk right up to her and meet her? Jay Nichols: Got it all figured out, Herm. I bump into her, introduce myself; she'll fall for me and we'll eventually marry. I'll grow my hair long, get a few tattoos, go to celebrity parties, become an alcoholic... then she'll leave me and it'll end in a bitter divorce. Herman Brooks: Okay, so walk right up to her and meet her. Jay Nichols: You kidding me? That bitch ruined my life. Rebecca Woods. She was the most beautiful freshman on campus. Jay Nichols: Did ya bag her? Herman Brooks: Jay, I don't "bag" women. Jay Nichols: I'm sorry. Did ya nail her? Herman: Look at what they did to my apartment! Someone is going to pay for this. Jay: I think it's going to be you, Herm. Herman, aren't you afraid to be here alone? Herman: No, not any more. Now that I have "Little Herman" here. [Pulls out a gun] Louise: Is that a real gun? Herman: Yeah! Louise: I can't believe you own a gun! Heddy: I can't believe you call it "Little Herman." I think if we have sex, it'll ruin our friendship. Louise: Why? Are you that bad? Herman, are you gay? Herman: Are you kidding? Look at how this apartment is decorated. Herman: I'm having a little trouble..."hoisting my mainsail." Jay: You have a boat? Louise: Wow, Jay, I always knew you had one, but I didn't realize it was so small! Jay: Hey! Louise: Oh, no. I meant your appendectomy scar! That... very nice. Oh, no. Animal: Oh, yes. Wimp: Oh, God. Genius: Oh, well. | |
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