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Quotes of Movie: "Growing Pains" [1985]
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Are you happy now that you've driven out two of my grandkids, you quack? Well actually you gave me the idea that I should blow the interview by belching and smelling bad. [Mike smells Carol] Mike: Ok. But can you belch? Are you sure you're not just after my blank check? Mike: Of course not! What kind of brother do you think I am! [thinking] Mike: *Our* blank check. Mike: 'Every dog has his day.' Oops, Carol, I think I got yours! Carol: Then I must have yours, 'One day you will meet a handsome man and fall in love with him.'! | |
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My father built this cabin by hand. Mike: Wow! No tools or anything? Cool! Stinky: What does RSVP mean? Ben: Don't be an idiot, Stinky, it means Refreshments Served at Vito's Party! Vito: 'Stinky Sullivan is a hunk' Who wrote this? Stinky: I did. Wait 'till the girls read it! Vito: Stinky, when will there *ever* be girls in here? Stinky: Duh, when they use the bathroom! Jerk. Mike: Geek. [They hug] I don't eat anything with a face. Dwight: Well, I cut it off. Did you see that movie, Taxi Driver? Girl: Didn't Danny DeVito play a guy named Louie? Why did these people give up all their things, and head west in covered wagons? Stabone. Richard 'Boner' Stabone: 'Cause if they headed east, they would have drowned? Mike: Do you have any idea what it's like to go through puberty backwards? Yeah, it's true. There are only two known cases, me and Dick Clark. Luke Brower: Not only do you get a sudden craving for pineapple ice cream, but you have to bring someone to watch you eat it? Jason: Kate didn't want to go sight seeing, huh? Boner, is your voice coming from your armpit? Richard 'Boner' Stabone: Yes. Just imagine you're sitting around and are happy and suddenly someone comes in and says "I see you're all happy and now I'm gonna take this away." Ben: That guy must be a teacher. Carol, how dare you disobey us! Jason: I never thought I would ever say that but Carol Ann Seaver, you're grounded. Carol: Wait... Maggie Katherine Malone Seaver: No explanations. You are not getting a nose job. Carol: I know. Jason: What? Carol: I'm not getting a nose job. Jason: Don't confuse us by agreeing with us, Carol. [Amy and Mike are stranded in Spain trying to get to France] Mike, we are stranded in Europe, a city that is 5,000 miles away from where we want to get to. Mike: Actually here I believe they use kilometres. Mike, a voice just came out of the radiator and it sounded a lot like God [referring to handyman working in the basement] Mike: No, Boner, that's Jimmy Richard 'Boner' Stabone: You call Him Jimmy? Richard 'Boner' Stabone: [later] [walks downstairs angrily] Richard 'Boner' Stabone: Okay, what in the name of Jimmy is going on down here? [Ben's video comes on, with him holding a sign] Ben, it's rated R. Come on, you even admit it's dirty. Ben: Relax, Dad, it's just for advertising. Jason: Oh really? Ben: Yeah, no kid would want to watch a movie if it wasn't rated R. Much like that baby alligator your flushed down the toilet, and haven't thought of since. [Jaws theme plays] What do you know about guys? Mike: Well, I've been one for fifteen years. Kate Macdonald: But you're nineteen. Mike: Interesting story. Well, Carol's an adult and Mike's... over 21. I'm going to go wake up Chrissy and we can do a happy dance that we're girls. | |
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