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Quotes of Movie: "Gravitation" [1999]

  • Suguru Fujisaki:
    [crying while standing in front of his keyboard] Haven't you ever heard of respecting the will of the artist?



    K:
    [smiling and holding a gun to Fujisaki's head] Hell no!

  • Shuichi Shindo:
    [smiling blissfully] Hey Hiro, why don't you ask what happened to me last night?



    Hiroshi Nakano:
    [smiling and humoring him] Hey, Shuichi, what happened to you last night?



    Shuichi Shindo:
    [has heart-shaped eyes] Something GOOD!


    [Hiro winces]



    Shuichi Shindo:
    Now you say, "Come on, don't just say that. What happened?"



    Hiroshi Nakano:
    Come on, don't just say that. What happened?



    Shuichi Shindo:
    I won't tell!

  • Shuichi Shindo:
    [shows up at Yuki's door with all his things] Well, hi!


    [hums and enters, setting a mug down on the table]



    Shuichi Shindo:
    This is my favorite mug from when I was a little kid.



    Eiri Yuki:
    Um...



    Shuichi Shindo:
    [holds up a comic book] Have you ever read this comic? It's my favorite!



    Eiri Yuki:
    Uh...



    Shuichi Shindo:
    [pulls out a computer] Where's the electrical outlet around here?


    [pulls out pillow and walks over to the couch]



    Shuichi Shindo:
    Call me crazy, but I just can't settle down without my favorite pillow.



    Eiri Yuki:
    What the hell do you think you're doing?

  • Shuichi Shindo:
    I'm going to work now!



    Eiri Yuki:
    [waves sleepily] Yeah, whatever.


    [sits up]



    Eiri Yuki:
    Hey, wait a minute, I don't remember saying you could live here with me.



    Shuichi Shindo:
    [snuggles up to him] But, Yuki, this is a big house and you've got this whole place all to yourself and besides, you brought me here remember?



    Eiri Yuki:
    [shoves Shuichi off the bed] Biggest mistake of my life.



    Shuichi Shindo:
    I'm going!


    [munches Yuki's ear and runs out]



    Shuichi Shindo:
    Hee hee hee.



    Eiri Yuki:
    [throws pillow at door and clutches ear] That bastard.



    Touma Seguchi:
    [sitting on the floor] Ah, Eiri, I had no idea that your ear was your weakness.

  • Shuichi Shindo:
    [shouts] Yuki is all mine!

  • Sakano:
    The president will be here any minute! He expects everything to be ready! If he's disappointed I'll lose my job! Clearly I've failed as a manager. The only thing I can do is to end it all.


    [opens first-story window and prepares to jump out]



    Sakano:
    Good luck with your careers! I will miss you!

  • Shuichi Shindo:
    This really scary guy saw it.



    Hiroshi Nakano:
    What were you doing? Peeing in the bushes?



    Shuichi Shindo:
    Not that! The lyrics! He saw the lyrics!

  • [repeated line]



    Shuichi Shindo:
    It was like some horrible joke. I only wish *that* was the punch line.

  • Shuichi Shindo:
    But we're both guys.



    Hiroshi Nakano:
    You moron! If you love someone, then what difference does it make if they're a guy or a girl? Just be happy.

  • Eiri Yuki:
    Quiet! I haven't cried in six years and my head is really killing me.



    Shuichi Shindo:
    Six years? You're just too cool! As for me, I cry at least once a day. Man, that's just mega-cool! It's like you have a dark past or something! Oh, right. You really do.

  • K:
    [while loading gun] Missing work for a week over a mere cold is pitiful. I'll fire off a couple rounds and beat his spirit back into shape.



    Hiroshi Nakano:
    Oh, that's okay. I'll drop by his place later. I wanna talk to Shuichi anyway.



    K:
    [softly] Darn.

  • K:
    I'll bet that he must have spent the entire day mixing it up, licking, and banging.



    Sakano:
    [shouts] What? Mixing it up? Shindou wouldn't do anything that goes against public order and morals! But licking with Mr. Yuki... ahhh! Oh, my sweet baby!



    K:
    What are you getting so excited about? Mixing it up means enjoying yourself at the beach. Licking refers to yummy soft serve ice cream. Banging means hustling at the mole-hitting game.



    Sakano:
    Oh. I knew that.

  • [Shuichi, disguised as luggage, is being dragged away by airport security]



    Shuichi Shindo:
    Leggo, you bastard! You're discriminating against suitcases!

  • Ryuichi Sakuma:
    Sparkle, Shuichi. Make the sparkly reach out!

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