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Quotes of Movie: "Good Times" [1974]

  • Thelma:
    Hey, that's weird. It's gone. Now I know that cake was in here this morning.

  • J.J.:
    Looking for dead roaches. Because if they ate that cake, they couldn't got too far.

  • James:
    We are poor, and poor is one of three things people don't want to be. Right next to sick, and dead.

  • J.J.:
    Around here, we've got something more powerful than Drano. See, all we do is hang a picture of Thelma's face over the drain, and the clog goes away. We call it: Thelmo.



    Thelma:
    Yes, and when it's really clogged, we have to use the snake, so we send J.J. down there personally.

  • Bookman:
    I don't believe it. Y'all done tricked me again.



    Willona:
    No, we didn't trick you, honey.


    [under her breath]



    Willona:
    Thank you for the dollar, sucker.

  • Bookman:
    Hey, wait a minute, wait a minute. Now, this ticket says "Come in costume". What am I supposed to do about a costume?



    J.J.:
    Hey, Bookman, just grab a basketball, and you can come as the Harlem Globetrotters.

  • Michael:
    Hey, Thelma. You about ready for that kissing booth?



    Thelma:
    Yep, I've got my lips, and my lip gloss, and... Oh, Michael, you didn't tell me how much to sell my kisses for.



    J.J.:
    Thelma, be ready to make change of a dime.



    Thelma:
    You know something, if you were in there, it wouldn't be a kissing booth... it would be a house of horrors, you ugly monster.

  • Michael:
    Daddy friend Monte told him that everything's going to be okay.



    Florida:
    That's the same Monte who said that Nixon was going to be poor folks best friend.

  • Thelma:
    Don't worry, daddy. I've got eyes like an eagle.



    J.J.:
    And a face like a beagle.

  • Sweet Daddy:
    Sweet Daddy has to protect his image.



    Michael:
    How can you? Vampires don't cast images.



    Sweet Daddy:
    I'll remember that, if you ever grow up.

  • J.J.:
    Van Gough, and Rembrandt, don't be uptight, cause here comes KID DYNOMITE.

  • Penny:
    Is he here?



    Michael:
    Is who here?



    Penny:
    I don't know his name, but he's tall, skinny, and beautiful.



    Michael:
    Hold on now. Tall, and skinny we've got, but beautiful?

  • J.J.:
    Here's the way it comes down, Michael. The alleged mama, took her alleged fist, and hit the little kid's alleged back, and left a mess of alleged bruises, that were legally clear.

  • Larry:
    Someday, I plan to own my own gas station.



    Florida:
    When is "someday", Larry?



    Larry:
    In about 10 years, ma'am.



    J.J.:
    There won't be no gas left by then.

  • Florida:
    I don't have to ask who hung this picture up here, Michael Evans, but before I hang you in its place, why?

  • James:
    [to Thelma and Michael] If I do have hypertension, y'all gave it to me wit' all that nickin' and naggin' goin' on. Junior here's the only one who haven't got on my nerves.



    J.J.:
    That's because, one, I respect you, and two, I fear for my life.

  • J.J.:
    Looks just like me, slim, black and DYN-O-MITE.

  • Florida:
    Did you here yourself James, you said "ain't" 3 times in a row.



    James:
    So.



    Florida:
    "Ain't" is not a word.



    James:
    OH yeah... its in the dictionary.



    Florida:
    No "aint" ain't, but isn't is... look it up.



    James:
    I cant.



    Florida:
    Why?



    James:
    "AINT" got no dictionary.

  • Grandpa:
    In this box is something that is going to get all of us out of the ghetto.



    J.J.:
    What is it? A BOMB.

  • Florida Evans:
    And I must give thanks to the good Lord above for giving us such a beautiful Christmas gift: a loving family and warm friends.

  • James 'J.J.' Evans Jr.:
    I bet he tells little kids that Rudolph, the Red-Nosed Reindeer, is an alcoholic.

  • Nathan Bookman:
    I'm appalled. I mean, the thought of a Christmas bonus never entered my mind.



    Willona Evans:
    Oh, I'm glad, honey, 'cause it never entered our minds, either.

  • Michael Evans:
    Don't you know what today is?



    J.J. Evans:
    Yeah, Blue Monday. Followed by Broke Tuesday, followed by Disasters Wednesday. From there the rest of the week go DOWN HILL.

  • Michael Evans:
    Today is the first day of Black History Week.



    J.J. Evans:
    [about his painted portrait] Sweet Daddy Williams is black.



    Michael Evans:
    But you should be painting someone more relevant to black history.



    J.J. Evans:
    Relevant? Are you jiving? Sweet Daddy Williams owns three apartment houses, two Cadillacs and a Lincoln. He ain't never worked a day in his life and he never been to jail. He's the SAME DUDE that got shot five times and ran seven miles to the hospital. Now if that ain't black history, I don't know what is.

  • Florida:
    [shouts] Damn, damn, damn!

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