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Quotes of Movie: "Garfield and Friends" [1988]
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They used to call me "No-Hit Arbuckle". Garfield: But only when he was at bat. What are you doing Garfield? Garfield: Guess. Jon: Are you dancing? Garfield: Nope. Jon: Are you upset? Garfield: Nope. Jon: Are you hungry? Garfield: Not for another two minutes. Jon: Are you trying to warn me about something? Garfield: Guess again. Jon: Argh. You're driving me crazy. Garfield: Aaw, he guessed. What does Odie do when the car when he catches them? Garfield: He buries them in the backyard. [Audience begins to laugh] Garfield: I'm not kidding. Odie catches cars and he buries them in the back yard. Woman: Yeah right. Garfield: I can't believe I'm hearing this? [Audience laughs louder] Man: And we can't believe your face. Garfield: Look! I did not come here to be insulted. Man: Then what did you come here for? [Garfield walks in the backyard] Garfield: Hi Odie. Can you believe I got heckled by the audience? They didn't believe me when I told them that you catch cars and burry them in the back yard. The creature that lives in the refrigerator, behind the mayonnaise, next to the ketchup, and to the left of the cole slaw! | |
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Microwave lasagna. Possibly nature's most perfect food. You! You're not Sylvia! You're one of those Kung-Fu creatures on the Rampage! Two! Arbuckle! Remember the a la mode! [phone beeps] Jon: [clears throat] Hello, this is Jon Arbuckle - Garfield, stop doing that! Uhh... um, I can't come to the... [Odie whimpers] Jon: No, take Odie out of there! Umm, can't... come to the phone right now. Leave your message. [shouts] Jon: Garfi... [answering machine beeps] ...It's another one of [shouts] Garfield: Garfield's Tales of Scary Stuff! Abu Dhabi, it's far away / Abu Dhabi, that's where you'll stay / Abu Dhabi, the place to be / For any kitten who's annoying me, yeah! / Abu Dhabi, it's off the track / Abu Dhabi, now don't come back / Abu Dhabi, it's quite a thrill / For any kitten who can make me ill! / Now some take a train / And some take a plane / But I am sending you / Not on a boat / Or even by goat / But in a box marked "Postage Due." / Abu Dhabi, you're what they lack / Abu Dhabi, now you're all packed / Abu Dhabi, a far commute / For any kitten who is too darn cute! [singing] Does your nose look like a banana?/Are your toes shaped like Indiana?/Do your ears seem bigger than Montana?/Dry your tears, we understand you/ [talking] Orson: Hey everyone has something strange about them, that's what makes us special/Wouldn't it be great if you could look in the mirror and say/ [singing] Orson: Yo banana nose! Now you know how my sailboat goes/Here's Montana ears, I have ears so my sister can steer/Hey hey hey Indiana toes, getting me across those winter snows/Whatever the name, I'm still the same nice person. TV Host: ...And here's our man... Jon Arbingle! Jon: It's Jon Arbuckle! Jon Arbuckle! Kids don't want to see a cartoon about a cat. Garfield: They're culturally deprived. Someone's slinging mud! Garfield: And it's nowhere near Election Day. [Odie takes him to a head of cabbage, after telling him it was a watch] Odie, that is not a watch, it's a head of cabbage, there is a difference. You do not tell time with a watch, you make cole slaw out of it. [Odie groans] Garfield: Odie, you have a head of cabbage! [last intro] After seven seasons, we pretty much said everything you can say on this spot. [on show intro] Wouldn't I make a great ventriloquist? My lips never move. [on show intro] Eat and be lazy, kids, and someday you'll have your own show too. From time to time on this show, we'd like to bring you something a little educational. [a hand pops up holding a TV remote control] Garfield: [shocked] No, no! Don't change channels! It's not *that* educational. Jon: I have a big date with Liz tonight, Garfield. What do you think of my outfit? [to Jon's surprise, Garfield snickers and then burst out laughing wildly] Jon: [irritated] I don't have to take this. [He heads out the door] Jon: No cat is gonna make a fool out of me. [He slams the door] Garfield: [holding up a watch, still snickering] One... two... three... [Jon, still irritated, comes back in, wearing his outfit, but no pants. Garfield snickers at him] [on show intro] Hey, Heathcliff! Eat your heart out! | |
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