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Quotes of Movie: "Gakkô no kaidan" [2000]
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Why on earth did we decide to hole up in the old Schoolhouse? why? WHY? Hajime Aoyama: Cause the mall was closed? i don't know Satsuki Miyanoshita: We passed up REI, we passed up Oshman's, we passed Neiman's for christ's sake! YOU'RE... AN... IDIOT! They trade places with people's reflections, and walk the streets at night. Satsuki Miyanoshita: Kinda like Thriller. a fat Thriller Oh my, what a gifted Seamstress! i hope you're not a homosexual My BS detector is going DING! | |
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[after realizing they've travled back in time] HOLY TIME MACHINE BATMAN! it's 1973 Hajime Aoyama: Holy pre-Parkinson's Michael J Fox Christopher Lloyd Back To The Future plot ripoff device! where's my Delorean? Satsuki Miyanoshita: Pre-Parkinson's? you are so shockingly hateful. Hajime Aoyama: I don't feel sorry for him, he was in "Light Of Day" *shudders* I'm going to beat your ass! Leo Kakinoki: You sure are talking about my butt alot lately [trying to capture the Bathroom Ghost and save Hajime] Is this right? Momoko Koigakubo: It's fine! Satsuki Miyanoshita: I don't know. I kinda failed art. Maybe I should shade it in, add some cherry blossoms... Momoko Koigakubo: JUST DO IT! [it's the end of the day] But we were only in there for twenty minutes! [approximate running time of the episode up to that point] Sweet Jesus that was scary! Holy crack addicts, it hit the gym! [Momoko, posessed by Satsuki's mother, has just collasped and back to herself] Wow, she must've been tired. Satsuki Miyanoshita: Momoko! Is that you? Momoko Koigakubo: Huh? Where am I? Satsuki Miyanoshita: Heaven. Get Up. Hajime Aoyama: Aww quit making fun the christian. We've got to save Leo! Satsuki Miyanoshita: Gotta go! Move it Haji! [they run off] Keiichirou Miyanoshita: That was freaky. Momoko Koigakubo: What? Keiichirou Miyanoshita: You sounded like mom. I didn't know you did impressions. Momoko Koigakubo: What are you talking about? Oh my goodness, do I need to get back on my medications? Tell me, are my eyes red? Keiichirou Miyanoshita: Hmm... Hey, can you guys hear anything? Satsuki Miyanoshita: You know what i hear? i hear the sound of you shuttin the fuck up! [Satsuki attempts to call the Ski Lodge] The number you have dialed is no longer in service. HEY! MAYBE IF THEY PAID THEIR FUCKIN PHONE BILL YOU COULD CALL AGAIN! Satsuki Miyanoshita: Asian trash, can't pay the phone bill. I'm gonns make a SnowMan and a SnowWoman, and maybe even a little Snow Keiichirou! but i guess i'll have to make the SnowWoman dead, because mom's dead*cries* [alone clutching a doll] Looks like it's just you and me Raggedy-Ann Satsuki Miyanoshita: [doing ventriloquism] Call Me Barbie Satsuki Miyanoshita: Ok Barbie... i'm going fucking crazy. | |
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