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Quotes of Movie: "Futurama" [1999]
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Can I do the countdown? Leela: Huh? Oh, sure. Knock yourself out. Fry: Ten. [ship takes off] Fry: Nine. [ship reaches the moon] Leela: Okay, we're here. Fry: [quietly] Eightsevensixfivefourthreetwooneblastoff. This concludes the part of the tour where you stay alive. Oh, God, not Zapp Brannigan. Dr. Zoidberg: You know Zapp Brannigan? Leela: Let's just say we've crossed paths. Bender: Was that before or after you slept with him? Kif, I'm feeling the Captain's Itch. Kif Kroker: I'll get the powder, sir. | |
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Fry, stop stuffing your craw and save us! I have an idea. Leela: I have a better one. You are entering the realm which is unusual. Maybe it's magic or contains some kind of monster. The second one. Prepare to enter... The Scary Door. Please send a man 'round back and pick up Clyde Smith, a professional gambler who's about to have an unfortunate accident. Clyde Smith: [Smith is run over by a car, then awakes in a casino. He plays the slot machine and wins] Ha-ha-ha! A casino where I'm winning? That car must've killed me. I must be in heaven! [wins again] Clyde Smith: A casino where I always win. That's boring. I must really be... in HELL! Sebastian Cabot: No, Mr. Smith. You are not in heaven or hell. You are on an airplane! [unrolls the curtains, revealing the airplane windows. A creature sits on the wing of the plane, ripping wires out of it] Clyde Smith: There's a gremlin destroying the plane. You gotta believe me! Sebastian Cabot: Why should I believe you? You're Hitler! [Pulls out a mirror. Clyde's reflection indeed looks like Hitler] Clyde Smith: No! [turns to a woman sitting next to him] Clyde Smith: Eva Braun! Help me! [the woman pulls off a mask, revealing the head of a fly] Clyde Smith: A-a-ah! Bender: Saw it coming. Who are you, and why should I care? You just have to give guys a chance. Sometimes you meet a guy and think he's a pig, but then later on you realize he actually has a really good body. Ahhh, what an awful dream. Ones and zeroes everywhere... and I thought I saw a two. Fry: Don't worry, Bender: there's no such thing as two. You must take him to his ancient home world, which will soon erupt in an orgy of invertebrate sex. Fry: Oh baby. I'm THERE. Leela: Fry, do you even understand the word "invertebrate"? Fry: Nope, but that's not the word I'm interested in. Dr. Zoidberg: How do I look? Bender: Like whale barf. Dr. Zoidberg: Then the illusion is complete. Ooh. "Big Pink." It's the only gum with the breath-freshening power of ham. Bender: And it pinkens your teeth as you chew. If for any reason you're not satisfied with our service, I hate you. This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Fry: And then the battle is not so bad? Soldier: Oh, right. I forgot about the battle. Bender: There's nothing wrong with murder, so long as you let Bender wet his beak. Leela: You're blackmailing me? Bender: Blackmail is such an ugly word. I prefer "extortion." The "X" makes it sound cool. If we don't go back there and make that event happen, the entire universe will be destroyed... And as an environmentalist, I'm against that. Something's wrong. Murder isn't working, and that's all we're good at. Nichelle Nichols: Eternity with nerds. It's the Pasadena Star Trek convention all over again. I want the tactile pleasure in cutting him here... [points his claw at Fry's neck] Dr. Zoidberg: ... in the gonads. Fry: [to crowd] Shhhhhh. Nobody correct him. Hey. What kind of party is this? There's no booze and only one hooker. Fry: What are we going to do? Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Duh, I know, let's play the lottery. Amy Wong: No, let's buy internet stock. Dr. Zoidberg: On margin. Zoidbee wants to buy on margin. Hermes Conrad: [holding a board in front of his face] Look at me. I'm invisible. Fry: Wait a minute, I know what's going on here. You've all become idiots. Bender: Hey, let's go join the Reform party. Everyone: Yeah. Dr. Zoidberg: [screeching] Craw. Female: Keep your jelly away from my eggs. Dr. Zoidberg: [screeching] Craw. Female: [Valley Girl accent] I'm SO not interested. Dr. Zoidberg: [screeching] Craw? Female: [Black woman accent] Hmph. I've heard THAT line before. Leela: Why is Zoidberg the only one still alone? Bender: Because he's a loser, that's why. He's the lobster equivalent of Fry. I heard you went off and became a rich doctor. Dr. Zoidberg: [proudly] I've performed a few mercy killings. | |
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