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Quotes of Movie: "Full House" [1987]
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I want my ouce-cream. D.J.: You want your ice-cream. Michelle: That's what I said, don't you listen? May I have your cupcake, please? Steph: No, you may not. Michelle: But I was polite and I said please. Steph: I was polite, too. I said, No, you may not. Michelle: Guess what? Politeness Week is over. Give me that! [Michelle grabs Stephanie's cupcake and runs off, followed by Stephanie] Steph: How rude. Duane: Whatever... Michelle, you are old enough to hear this... How Rude! Michelle: [to Uncle Jesse] Why does she always say that? | |
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Hola Tannneritos. You got it, dude. You know, honey, you're kind of sexy when you're vulnerable. Jesse: Help. My lips, help. [They kiss] Jesse: As to which I say... have mercy. Jesse: Have mercy! It sounds like Uncle Jesse and Aunt Becky just want some privacy. Michelle: What's privacy? Joey: It means they want to spend time together alone. Michelle: What are they doing in there? Joey: They're, uh... they're doing their taxes. Michelle: Are they going to do their taxes every night? Joey: For the first couple of months. Michelle: You're in big trouble, mister! Whoa, Baby! Hola Mr. T [talking to D.J] Your sister is such a tattle-tale. Steph: I am not and I'm telling you said that. HEY. I don't yell, I guide. Joey: Gee, your hair smells like melon. What are you using? Jesse: Oh, it's this new product called 'Gee, Your Hair Smells like Melon.' Kimmy called me a geek-burger. Nicky made a new friend at the zoo today. Jesse: Really? Wow! Becky: Come on, Nicky. Tell Daddy what your new friend said. Nicky: Camels stink. Jesse: And Alex played baseball today. Tell Mommy what you hit. Alex: Daddy's head. Joseph, it's finally happened! He's cleaning liquid soap! Danny Tanner: Don't be silly. I'm just cleaning my rubber gloves. Joey: Danny, there's no shame in therapy. [talking to Jesse while cutting his hair] So, do you know who Miss Piggy's been dating lately? The doggy ate my ouce-cream! That's not a big problem. A big problem is like... well... if your butt fell off. I'm not laughing at you, I'm laughing with you! You're just not joining in! Hey, if you're going to steal my jokes, at least say them right. You yahoo bird! I can see up your nose. Steph: Harry, this is supposed to be romantic. Harry: OK. I can see up your nose, darling. [while playing cards with Grandpa Nick] I'll see your Flintstones' and raise you three Hello Kittys. Let's see what you got. Nick Katsopolis: Seven kings. Beat that. Steph: Seven aces. Michelle Tanner: [puts her cards on the table] Bingo. | |
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