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Quotes of Movie: "Freaks and Geeks" [1999]
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The dance is tomorrow. She's a cheerleader, you've seen Star Wars 27 times. You do the math. I have to get into a bar. Everything fun in life happens in bars. You're high! Lindsay Weir: How could you tell? Millie Kentner: I know what high people look like. I went to a Seals and Crofts concert last summer. We're all unhappy. That's the thing about life. | |
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It's Cindy. She's kind of boring. It's weird hanging out with her friends. And, I mean, all she wants to do is make out and stuff. Neal Schweiber: I'd kill to be that bored. I heard my mom say to her girlfriend, "Any guy with feathered hair is *foxy*." Uh, dad, can I have an Atari from my birthday? Harold Weir: An a-what-i? Jean Weir: That's one of those expensive video games, isn't it? Sam Weir: No, no! It's not expensive! Harold Weir: Oh, well, the welfare lines are full of those video game players. Fredericks, you're a turd... a stinky f-fat turd, go sniff a jock strap, you poop head. You love patting boys' butts... butt... you butt-patter! You're a perv and a loser and a stinky t-turd! Remember that time in civics when I had to fart, and it came out, well, a poop? And I had to flush my undies down the toilet? Do you think I wanted to tell you that? It's a Parisian night suit, in case you didn't know. Gordon Crisp: A Parisian! Ooh la la! Neal Schweiber: It's not a parisian. It's a jumpsuit. My grandfather in Florida wears them all the time because he's too lazy to put on pants! My mom says women prefer guys with a good sense of humor. Bill Haverchuck: But, uh, you're not funny. Neal Schweiber: Screw you, I'm hilarious! Wow, that dinner smells good. Let me guess... meat? I never eat breakfast. I just have my coffee now. Bill Haverchuck: Is that before, or after you shave? You guys know Lindsay? Nick Andopolis: Yeah, you were in my English class last year. You were the chick that got an A, right? Lindsay Weir: Yeah, well, what are you gonna do? Ken Miller: I don't know. What are you gonna do? So I wake up this morning, and guess what is sitting on the end of my bed? Bill Haverchuck: A turd? Neal Schweiber: Yes, Bill, a turd. Bill Haverchuck: Ewwwwww! Gross! Neal Schweiber: An Atari video set. Is my dad the coolest, or what? So shall we say Asteriods, my place, 3:30? Bill Haverchuck: Yeah, if that's when you wanna get your butt kicked. Do you remember when we said we'd tell each other everything? Neal Schweiber: Yeah. Bill Haverchuck: Did you mean it? Neal Schweiber: Of course. Bill Haverchuck: Even if it's something really, really horrible? I mean, it might not be horrible, 'cause it might not be true, but if it is true, it could be pretty horrible. Neal Schweiber: Okay, Bill, you're killin' me, you gotta tell me now. If I were Bionic Woman, what would I wear? You know what punkers don't do? Call themselves punkers. Am I a loser? Harris Trinsky: You're not a loser 'cause you have sex, but if you weren't having sex, we could definitely debate the issue. Dr. Love, would you autograph my genitals? I wrote out some Ramones songs. Nick Andopolis: The Ramones? They only use like three chords. Daniel Desario: So? I'll learn another one. Everyone's a Democrat until they get a little money. Then they come to their senses! Mouse Trap! I win! Neal Schweiber: Congratulations, Bill. Maybe you can get the school to start a team. I'm Jewish. That's no cakewalk either. Last year, I was elected school treasurer. I didn't even run! Millie, you're eating candy already? It's only 7:30 in the morning! Millie Kentner: It's just Lik'm'aid. It makes my spit taste like fruit juice! | |
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