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Quotes of Movie: "Footballers' Wives" [2002]

  • Jackie Pascoe:
    Going out with a page three model is one thing but getting married to one is embarrassing.

  • Frank Laslett:
    I think you should be my agent, I'm the one who needs an image makeover.



    Hazel Bailey:
    Sorry Frank, even if you gave both your kidneys to dying babies you'd still smell like a septic tank.

  • Hazel Bailey:
    You're late.



    Jason Turner:
    Yeah... traffic



    Hazel Bailey:
    Car knocked over a cyclist outside Piccadilly tube, you, being a good Samaritan stopped and dialed 999... if you're going to make an excuse, spin it so you win it.

  • Tanya Turner:
    Just when Chardonnay was beginning to think you might be a human bloody being!



    Jason Turner:
    Chardonnay... thinking?


    [Laughs]



    Jason Turner:
    What, with her singed tits?

  • Jason Turner:
    I hope your freakoid baby dies, Kyle!

  • Tanya Turner:
    Just a friendly warning for the future, you go anywhere near my husband again and it'll take more than Botox to sort your face out!

  • Jason Turner:
    All right Lara Croft?



    Freddie Hauser:
    Oh, so you are still speaking to me after I drop kicked your testicles down the back of your throat?

  • Amber Gates:
    You're more of a cat person are you not?



    Hazel Bailey:
    I've always loved my pussy.

  • Tanya Turner:
    I've decided there is only one man for me..."Charlie".



    Hazel Bailey:
    Come on love, let's be fair to dicks, they're great bits of tackle.



    Tanya Turner:
    It's what's on the end of them that's the problem.



    Hazel Bailey:
    I know that's why I keep mine in my handbag.

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