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Quotes of Movie: "Filthy Rich" [1982]
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Kathleen, dear, I know that impeccable taste is not your strong suit, so trust me when I tell you that cheap Mexican mosaics are entirely inappropriate as tomb décor. Unless, of course, one happens to be an Aztec. Y'all can snap at me all you want, but just remember, you'll never cheat me out of my inheritance. Marshall: Now, Kathleen, why would we want to do that? After all, you gave Daddy ten of the best months of your life. Certainly ought to be worth thirty or forty million. First off, I want to apologize to you for lettin' you grow up an orphan. Wild Bill: Oh, don't worry about that. Big Guy: But please do not let the mysterious circumstances surrounding your birth besmirch the character of your good and saintly mother. She was a fine woman of highest moral fiber, even though I was only privileged to know her for a few short hours. Carlotta: I don't care if it's a telethon for gum disease, just so long as I'm Chairperson and the press shows up! | |
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I worked too hard to get where I am. Marshall: Yeah, pulled yourself up by your bra-straps. Kathleen, before you proceed with another of your sophomoric snit-fits, you should know I tied up all the family boxes so the Westchesters couldn't sit in them. You want Wild Bill and his little Bootsie swillin' beer and shellin' peanuts at the Philharmonic in a box with our name on it? Marshall, will you stop that incessant wheezing? Marshall: Carlotta, I happen to have asthma. Carlotta: Well, have it somewhere else, I'm talkin'! Well, I don't care two hoots for this cryogenic-frozen business. I'd like to march right down to that crypt and turn up his little thermostat! I mean, how can a person date when her husband's lying a hundred yards away in a tank full of liquid nitrogen? We did let Bootsie and Wild Bill move in and they did tell George how nicely we've treated them. Marshall: Of course, there was that incident with the broken cellar stair, the fallen chandelier and that ugly bout with botulism. Well, hon, you don't have to be up before dawn to know that half the women in Memphis are in love with Stanley. Kathleen's in love with him too. Stanley: Bootsie, Kathleen's my stepmother! Bootsie: I know. But somehow, I don't think that's gonna stop her. Yes, first it was difficult for me to believe that I could be related, even by marriage, to a woman who thinks the pinnacle of good taste is owning a rug with Elvis Presley's face on it. Mother B, Kathleen was married to Big Guy after your divorce. Mother B: Oh. Well, just don't forget to put out after dinner! Well, my father was not a sentimental man, so I'll just say this. Here's to Big Guy Beck. He lived for better or for worse, but he's dead for good. Really, Stanley, who ever heard of toasting with a soft drink? Stanley: Well, Carlotta, I drink this 'cause I'm proud. I'm a Pepper. Bootsie, do you know "Spread Your Tiny Things and Fly Away?" Stanley: It's "Wings," Mama. Marshall: She's always one word off! [The family finishes singing the "Happy Birthday Song"] Mother B: Alright, everybody rub my bottom and make a wish! I don't know, Stanley. Guess I'm just gettin' tired of bein' around old people. Stanley: Well, Mama, maybe you oughta try bein' around some younger ones for a change. Mother B.: Oh, young people, old people, what's the difference? They're all high on painkillers! Stanley, until you have managed to transcend your impertinent and incredibly obnoxious James-Dean-period, I prefer that you address me only through my attorney. Marshall: How do you get these open? Listen to this riddle. "Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby? Mr. Bigger's baby is a little bigger." Kathleen, dear, I suggest you stay out of this or I will verbally annihilate you. I will cut you off at the knees. I will take that two-cent accent and perfectly coiffed hairdo and stuff it down your demurely concealed, but nevertheless dime store cleavage! Marshall: You know, Carlotta, you would have made a great ranch foreman on Big Valley. If you refuse to pay servants, you leave us no choice but to adopt small, pliant children from underprivileged countries. Were you aware, Marshall, that there is no valet parking at K-Mart? Marshall: No, I wasn't. Carlotta: Then you also probably did not know that people look real stupid driving their own limousines! Carlotta, is it my fault my daddy passed away and tied up all our money? Am I to be endlessly punished and unmercifully criticized because he's forced us to live with his illegitimate son and ten-cent wife? Carlotta: Yes, I want you hurt! What is that, anyway? Carlotta: A Dukes of Hazzard belt-buckle. I don't know what got into me. Bootsie said it was the special of the day. Everyone was buying it; there was only one left. I became confused and forced it out of a small child's hand! | |
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