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Quotes of Movie: "Farscape" [1999]
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She gives me a woody. [no one says anything] Aeryn Sun: Woody. It's a human saying. I've heard you say it often. When you don't trust someone or they make you nervous, they give you... John Crichton: Willies. She gives you the willies. John Crichton: Welcome to the Federation Starship SS Buttcrack. [slaps his own rear end] This is a bad combination: Zhaan distracted, Crichton confused. General Ka D'Argo: Crichton is always confused. You have no idea where we're going. We could be going around in circles. John Crichton: We're not going in circles, nimrod, 'cause we've never been here before. We're completely lost. | |
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No offense, human, but what can I possibly need from you? John Crichton: I dunno... manners, personality... Stock tips. You want revenge. John Crichton: No, I don't. I want to kill him. That's justice. [to Chiana] You monochromatic little bitch. I suggest you prepare yourselves for peace. I have failed you and we're all going to die. Obfuscation. How the hell does that translate? They say it's a lucky or an unambitious man who goes when he's ready. That said, Scorpius is gone. I'm at peace. I try to save a life a day... usually it's mine. I hate it when villains quote Shakespeare. How do you say 'we're screwed' in your native tongue? Lately, do I seem a little crazy to you? Aeryn Sun: What do you mean, 'lately'? Neeyala: She doesn't like you. John Crichton: Nah, it's a phase. It's part of her charm. Neeyala: I admit to some skepticism myself. Well, you gotta know how deep the doo-doo is Ryg, if you're gonna dig your way out. If he masters wormhole technology, what will he use it for? Scorpius: Faster delivery of pizzas. Something Crichton said is disturbing me. Dominar Rygel XVI: Finally. I've been saying that since he arrived. I'm sick of this whole turd-burp end of the universe. Zhaan, let me explain to you what's going on inside my nose right now. There's large pieces of green mucus gunk... John Crichton: D'Argo. D'Argo. D'Argo. No, no, no, no. Stop it with the Luxan poetry. Haven't you read the Super Villain's Handbook? This is where you're supposed to twirl your mustache and gloat. Oh, yeah. I think I've seen this one before. Mel Gibson, Tina Turner... Cage match. John Crichton: It's not Kansas, and you're way too homely to be Auntie Em. Come here, Toto. John Crichton: Again? General Ka D'Argo: Yeah. John Crichton: One, two, three. [John throws paper. D'Argo throws rock] General Ka D'Argo: [Laughs] Again, I win. John Crichton: No, I win. Paper wraps rocks. General Ka D'Argo: No, paper cannot possibly beat rock. John Crichton: It does. Paper beats rock. General Ka D'Argo: Rock rips through paper. John Crichton: D'Argo, that's not how it works. Paper beats rocks. General Ka D'Argo: That's unrealistic. John Crichton: Well, it's the rules. And it's not supposed to be realistic, it's supposed to be entertaining. General Ka D'Argo: My coma was more entertaining. May your afterlife be almost as pleasant as mine. | |
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