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Quotes of Movie: "Family Fortunes" [1980]

  • Les Dennis:
    [when given a daft answer] If it's there, I'll give you the money myself.

  • Les Dennis:
    Name a way of toasting someone.



    Contestant:
    [buzzing in] Over a fire?


    [audience laughter]



    Les Dennis:
    If that answer's there, I'll give you the money myself! Over a fire?


    [revealed as the 5th most popular answer - grill]



    Les Dennis:
    [in surprise] Oh, no!


    [more audience laughter]



    Les Dennis:
    [still in shock] I owe you £12! That's the first time it's ever happened!

  • [from a bonus round]



    Max Bygraves:
    Name something people take with them to the beach.



    Contestant:
    Turkey.



    Max Bygraves:
    The first thing you buy in a supermarket.



    Contestant:
    [laughs] Uhm, turkey.



    Max Bygraves:
    A food often stuffed.



    Contestant:
    [laughs again] Turkey!

  • [a contestant has suggested paint as a unit of liquid measurement]



    Andy Collins:
    Don't worry, we'll get you back before Matron knows you're gone.

  • Andy Collins:
    I'm only here for the silly answers.

  • Les Dennis:
    Name something you stroke.


    [contestant buzzes in]



    Contestant:
    Erm, you stroke a match?


    [audience laughter]



    Les Dennis:
    "Stroke" a match?


    [Les then pretends to "stroke" a match, much to everyone's delight]



    Les Dennis:
    [to the "match"] Come on! Come on! You're my favourite match!

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