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Quotes of Movie: "Family Affairs" [1997]
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Barbara 'Babs' Woods: She's in labour! Quick, dump the midwife in the car and I'll phone the bag! [after a row with Denise over her book club] Well, that's put an end to my "Great Expectations" for tonight! Fancy coming to McDonalds? Lucy Day: [referring to Trish] I've already seen one red-headed clown. [Lucy is visibly drunk] How much have you had? Lucy Day: 180! | |
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[talking about Katie to Lucy and Kelly] I've had deeper soup! [on their anniversary, Pete presents Eileen with her taped confession of framing him for arson] Happy anniversary, darling. No son of mine plays with dolls! [about Pete and Eileen renewing their vows] I give it six months before he chucks her back in the river. [to Eileen about a Buck's Fizz song] Do you remember when we used to dance to this and rip off our skirts? Pete Callan: Why change the habit of a lifetime? [at Pete's funeral, debating whether it's his body in the coffin] We are sure that's him in there, aren't we? [after hearing Bradley confess to abusing Chloe] She's only 10 years old! [punches Bradley] [Eileen gives Chloe a gift for her 11th Birthday] Is it ticking? [to Benji about being ignored] I could dance naked and still they wouldn't notice! [trying to talk Tanya into having her wedding reception at the pub following the siege involving Pete, Eileen and Trish the week previous] It'll be fine. A few strategically-placed flowers to cover the bullet-holesÂ… [Cat is giving the Eulogy at Pete's Funeral] Pete Callan was a man we all... knew, erm... He was a father of two... [Doug holds up three fingers] Catriona 'Cat' Matthews Webb MacKenzie: three! And, erm, he was a husband. Firstly there was Maria, and then Claire, and then Siobhan, although he had to remarry Siobhan because the first time was bigamy. And then finally there was Eileen. Pete will always be remembered as a bit of a colourful character. Although we never really saw him in anything but black! [she laughs rather uncomfortably; Eileen walks in] Eileen Day Callan: Thank you, Cat. Catriona 'Cat' Matthews Webb MacKenzie: [after a pause] No Problem. Eileen Day Callan: That was a noble effort. Perhaps I can find the words for how Pete should be remembered. When a person dies before their time, we usually think what a shame it is; we overlook their faults, and we praise their qualities. In this company, I know I'd be wasting my breath. Pete Callan - my husband - was a liar. An adulterer. Yet this was the man I chose to live with. The man I married. The man I've recently discovered has cut me out of his life like I never existed. We'll think back on you, Pete - as the man most hated, and the man most adored. Not least by me. I know what's in my heart, and despite everything, because of you, I've been lucky enough to know what true love feels like. You can't ever rob me of that. [Tony is being abusive to Luisa during a row] No! Not in my pub! [referring to Cat's knickers, which are among her possessions which Sadie has thrown out into the street] You could fit two pairs in there! [It's the day of Pete's Funeral, and the attendance is pretty sparse] Not much of a turnout. Catriona 'Cat' Matthews Webb MacKenzie: Well, Sadie wasn't up to it, and you should have heard Julie-Ann on the phone. And Dave I had to stop from coming and setting off fireworks! [to Coral] I wish you were as bright as your fake tan! | |
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