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Quotes of Movie: "Faerie Tale Theatre" The Princess

  • Prince Richard:
    I want something soft and warm, like... a hamster.



    The Fool:
    A hamster?



    Prince Richard:
    Yes, you see, if I had a hamster, I could teach it little tricks like --



    The Fool:
    Ah, Richie, what I think you need is a wife.



    Prince Richard:
    A wife?



    The Fool:
    Yeah.



    Prince Richard:
    Would that be better than a hamster?



    The Fool:
    Much.

  • [Alecia has just drunk from Richard's glass]



    Prince Richard:
    You've infected my milk!

  • Prince Richard:
    I say, do you know where you are?



    Princess Alecia:
    I know exactly where I am. I'm lost.

  • Prince Richard:
    Something ghastly has happened to this room.



    Princess Alecia:
    I cleaned it up.

  • Princess Alecia:
    I'd like to sympathize with you but unfortunately life isn't always perfect.



    Prince Richard:
    Well, for a prince it jolly well ought to be.



    Princess Alecia:
    But it isn't.



    Prince Richard:
    Why not?



    Princess Alecia:
    Because princes are human beings and human beings aren't perfect. Of course I come pretty close.

  • Prince Richard:
    Why can't I find a woman who's... who's kind, and gentle and understanding?



    Princess Alecia:
    And *fun*, Richard, and fun.



    Prince Richard:
    And fun. Someone who's... who's... Well, just like you. Oh, I say.

  • Queen Veronica:
    Who is this?



    Prince Richard:
    This is Princess Alecia, who happens to be the girl I've decided to m-m-m-m...



    Princess Alecia:
    Marry.



    Prince Richard:
    Thank you.

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