Statistic

  • Quotes: 124892
  • Topics: 1241
  • Proverbs: 1023
  • Searches: 38679

Fashion


Subscribe


Vote

   Total 31307 votes
   And 76746 points

Quotes of Movie: "ER" [1994]

  • Dr. Doug Ross:
    I'm a doctor and nothing gets in the way of that. Nothing.

  • Neela Rasgotra:
    [after Ray begs her to allow his roommate to stay] Fine, but you're cleaning the bathroom this week... with actual cleaning products.

  • Dr. Mark Greene:
    I've been a jerk.



    Carol Hathaway:
    Worse.



    Dr. Mark Greene:
    Pain in the ass?



    Carol Hathaway:
    Keep going.



    Dr. Mark Greene:
    Total schmuck?



    Carol Hathaway:
    Bingo.

  • Malik:
    [examining a trauma patient] Check it out, swastikas.



    Nurse Connie Oligario:
    I've got a "die n- die" here.



    Nurse Lily Jarvik:
    [to the patient] How do you feel about Asians?

  • Dr. Kerry Weaver:
    The food was terrible, the music stinks, the drinks were watered down, but you sure know how to throw a party.

  • Abby Lockhart:
    In what possible universe would I say "Let's polka?"

  • Dr. Greg Pratt:
    [looking at a snapshot of Jake] Nah, boxers would stick out more.



    Neela Rasgotra:
    It could be tighty whiteys.



    Frank:
    Thong.



    Dr. Ray Barnett:
    Hey, maybe Abby could settle this.



    Nurse Chuny Marquez:
    Abby, boxers or briefs?



    Abby Lockhart:
    Actually, he goes commando.

  • Dr. Susan Lewis:
    Students wanna be residents... residents wanna be attendings...



    Dr. John Carter:
    And attendings just wanna be left alone.

  • Abby Lockhart:
    Why'd you stick me with this guy?



    Dr. Susan Lewis:
    When did everyone become such scheduling divas?



    Abby Lockhart:
    Well, I don't need a student. I'm better flying solo.



    Dr. Susan Lewis:
    Is there something wrong with him?



    Abby Lockhart:
    No, he's excellent. He's very good.



    Dr. Susan Lewis:
    Oh, no, you like him, don't you?



    Abby Lockhart:
    Okay, you know what...?



    Dr. Susan Lewis:
    You do! You're blushing!



    Abby Lockhart:
    We never had this conversation.


    [starts to walk away]



    Dr. Susan Lewis:
    Hey, haven't you had enough of doctors?

  • Neela Rasgotra:
    [giving her large family the tour] Back there is the suture room where we attend to minor skin wounds.


    [a naked patient reveals himself]



    Neela Rasgotra:
    That's a naked patient. Let's step this way.

  • Nurse Haleh Adams:
    I've been doin' this job for 17 years, honey. Doctors come and go, but nurses make this place run. We don't get much credit or pay. We see a lot of misery, a lot of dyin', but we come back every day. I've given up bein' appreciated, but I sure as hell won't let any of us be taken for granted.

  • Dr. Deb Chen:
    Luka's sleeping.



    Dr. Susan Lewis:
    With who?

  • Dr. Susan Lewis:
    Frank, are you taking your cholesterol medication?



    Frank:
    No.



    Dr. Susan Lewis:
    Good.

  • Dr. Peter Benton:
    Last time he came in here, he yelled in my stethoscope.



    Dr. Cleo Finch:
    He grabbed my ass. Suck it up.

  • Dr. Susan Lewis:
    [Greene and Lewis discussing the hospital gossip about them] Mmm, yeah, and what is that, can I ask you? My car's in the shop, I drop Susie off at my parents, meet up with you to go tequila shopping, and all of a sudden we're having a torrid affair?



    Dr. Mark Greene:
    Who said it was torrid?



    Dr. Susan Lewis:
    No one, I'm just assuming it would be.


    [Greene looks at her]



    Dr. Susan Lewis:
    That's not what I meant.



    Dr. Mark Greene:
    That's OK, I know what you meant... I'm sure it would be too... Why wouldn't it be?



    Dr. Susan Lewis:
    ...No reason at all.


    [she stares at Greene and then at her margarita]



    Dr. Susan Lewis:
    There's not enough lime in this.

  • Dr. Kerry Weaver:
    It's not a good idea to shock a patient who's wide-awake.

  • Patient:
    It's all ending today! Today is the last day!



    Dr. John Carter:
    Oh, great, I have to work. I'm always working when the world ends.

  • Dr. Michael Gallant:
    This may sound silly now, but outside in the bay this morning, I was thinking about asking you out.



    Dr. Neela Rasgotra:
    I was thinking about saying yes.

  • Dr. Susan Lewis:
    Okay, I'm gonna go to Doc Magoo's, get some breakfast, find a toothbrush, change my underwear, and then I'll clear your board.

  • Abby Lockhart:
    You're nicer than I am.



    Dr. Mark Greene:
    That's not much solace.



    Abby Lockhart:
    I'm sorry.

  • Frank:
    I thought he froze to death last winter



    Abby Lockhart:
    The iceman cometh back.

  • Dr. John Carter:
    [after Abby caught him kissing Susan] It's really more about friendship than anything else.



    Abby Lockhart:
    Really? I've never seen you kiss Frank like that.

  • Doris Pickman:
    Just a scalp lac. No LOC, and enough alcohol in her breath to light a small fire.

  • Dr. Elizabeth Corday:
    You might consider boarding school. She could use some structure



    Dr. Mark Greene:
    I could sell her off to pirates.



    Dr. Elizabeth Corday:
    You develop a sense of self worth, community, respect... it worked well for me.



    Dr. Mark Greene:
    Yeah, but...



    Dr. Elizabeth Corday:
    But what?



    Dr. Mark Greene:
    You're British.

  • Patient:
    You're the first woman I've talked to in 14 months.



    Dr. Susan Lewis:
    Yeah, I get that a lot. In high school I was voted "Most Likely to marry a convict".

  • Movie: "ER" [1994] | [2] | [3] | [4] | [5]

    The Best Authors



    Search


    Pop by Searches

      Fight cub 2
      leo tolstoy 2
      Fight Club 2
      love 489
      diary 165
      life 90
      delivery 56
      sex 56
      wives 56
      Robbie Williams 54
      friendship 52
      skirts 52
      key word 50
    • For today: 6
    • All: 38679

    Best Quote

  • A lot of these people were getting to where they didn't need help anymore. You have to start all over again. (Sam Worthington) [people/help/start]

  • Worst Quote

  • I was shocked. John Nicks was ... so mean, but he's so funny. I just didn't think he was going to take that role. (Kurt Browning)