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Quotes of Movie: "Ellen" [1994]

  • Ellen:
    I think you owe Joey an apology.



    Ed Billick:
    What am I supposed to say, "I'm sorry you're a lazy, incompetent slob and I had to fire you?"



    Ellen:
    Now, that wasn't so hard, was it?

  • Audrey:
    So, what should we call you, gay or lesbian?



    Ellen:
    How about "Ellen"?

  • Audrey:
    You've been living in our world, now we want to experience your world.



    Ellen:
    Since when did my world become a lesbian coffeehouse?

  • Audrey:
    The man has oppressed our people long enough. United we stand. Divided we fall. Queer nation one and all.



    Ellen:
    For the last time, Audrey, you're not a lesbian.



    Audrey:
    Well, I could be if it wasn't for my insatiable appetite for men.

  • Paige:
    I still can't believe that Ellen is gay.



    Spence:
    Well, I always thought for a while she might be. I mean she could always run faster than I could, throw a ball farther, climb a tree faster...



    Joe Farrell:
    Did you ever think maybe YOU were gay?

  • Real Estate Lady:
    Ellen, Ellen, where are you?



    Ellen:
    (walks out of a coat closet) Here, I was in the closet.



    Real Estate Lady:
    It's big isn't it?



    Ellen:
    Yeah, but I wouldn't want to spend a lot of time in there, entertaining or anything.

  • Ellen:
    Stray dogs, hungry people. Come on people, the solution is obvious.

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