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Quotes of Movie: "EastEnders" [1985]

  • Janine Butcher:
    I thought I smelt something. Somewhere between mothballs and a joss-stick.

  • [after Little Mo recalls saying she felt like Cinderella on their wedding day]



    Trevor:
    It's nearly midnight... It was midnight was it not? When Cinderella's world fell apart?

  • Garry Hobbs:
    [trying to remember the ten commandments] Oh, I know! Thou shalt not tell porkies about thy neighbour... or pinch stuff off him including the bloke's wife.

  • Peggy Mitchell:
    If your brains were dynamite you wouldn't have enough to blow your hats off.

  • Nick Cotton:
    I thank you all, from the heart of my bottom.

  • Alan Jackson:
    You don't wanna go upsetting the Mitchells, they have long memories.

  • Phil Mitchell:
    I call you an OBG. An oldie but a goodie.

  • Sharon Watts:
    [Sharon is looking for Phil in the Vic to confront him about Dennis being beaten up the day before] Phil?



    Phil Mitchell:
    You lookin' for me?



    Sharon Watts:
    Get up. Or are you too yellow to fight a woman today?



    Phil Mitchell:
    You wanna watch your mouth.



    Sharon Watts:
    Or what? You'll send the heavies round like you did yesterday to Dennis?



    Phil Mitchell:
    I dunno what you're talking about.



    Sharon Watts:
    That ain't worthy of ya, Phil.



    Phil Mitchell:
    Sharon, do me a favor. Go home. I got no argument with you.



    Sharon Watts:
    Oh, I think you have. Beating up my brother, that's one thing. But you didn't even have the guts to do it yourself! What's the matter, Phil? Too scared to get your hands dirty?



    Phil Mitchell:
    I'm scared of *no-one*.

  • Zoe:
    My sister is my mum. My Dad is my granddad and my uncle, and my uncle is my dad.

  • Tony Hills:
    Honestly, Si, you don't know whether you're Arthur or Martha!

  • Trevor:
    [just before the room blows up] So we live to fight another day.

  • [Pauline Fowler is fighting to raise Sonia Jackson's daughter]



    Sonia Jackson:
    YOU want to bring up Chloe? You couldn't bring up phlegm!

  • Janine Butcher:
    [about Barry who died in a fall] If only his heart wasn't so full of love! If only he wasn't such a romantic! If only he'd worn slip-on shoes!

  • Dot:
    Luke, Chapter 4, Verse 23. Physician heal thyself.



    Zoe:
    Zoe, Chapter 1, shut your cakehole



    Dot:
    How rude...

  • Zoe:
    This ain't the Sound of Music, he's not going to marry you.

  • [When big Mo was 'Miss Whiplash', Little Mo answers the phone]



    Little Mo:
    You've been a naughty boy?... What did you do?... Oh I'm sure you didn't mean to, you sound ever so sorry.

  • Belinda:
    I hope they take plastic



    Kat:
    Why? You gonna getcha boobs out?

  • Nana Moon:
    Alfie, I've decided I want to get cremated.



    Alfie Moon:
    Come on then, get your coat.

  • Kat:
    Belle, you want anything?... Pancakes and maple syrup?



    Belinda:
    Want?



    Lynne:
    Sort your hair out you dozy cow.

  • Kat:
    I had a great-aunt once, she spent 50 years on the throne.

  • [Talking to Charlie about Kat]



    Mo:
    She's got a loud mouth and a foul temper. I dunno where she gets it from.

  • Kat:
    Coq A Vin... I thought that was sex in a Lorry.

  • Peggy Mitchell:
    Oh, shut up you peroxide old bag!



    Pauline Fowler:
    Oh, yeah? What's this, then - strawberry blonde at seventy, that's "real" is it?



    Peggy Mitchell:
    Shut up! I'm NOT seventy!



    Pauline Fowler:
    No, but you look it!

  • [handing Angie Watts their divorce papers on Christmas Day]



    Den Watts:
    Happy Christmas, Ange!

  • Ian Beale:
    [after Minty asks him about advice on weddings] Yes I've had three wives. One cheated on me, one Didn't make it past reception, and one shot me. What would you like to know?

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