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Quotes of Movie: "Dragnet" [2003]

  • Det. Frank Smith:
    Sadistic son-of-a-bitch tortured her with electricity.

  • Det. Frank Smith:
    No, you're not A suspect, you're THE suspect.

  • Det. Frank Smith:
    Victims, like your daughter here.



    Lydia Stoffel:
    That's my son.


    [Franks looks at the picture again]

  • Det. Frank Smith:
    Fine, we'll get warrants. But that's gonna take time and really piss us off.

  • Det. Joe Friday:
    So, more jail time and we'll have to get animal control to come down here and euthanize these little fluff balls.



    Alice:
    What?



    Det. Frank Smith:
    So sad.

  • Det. Frank Smith:
    Premature ejaculation... we got a squirter!

  • Det. Frank Smith:
    The guy sure did know how to live... when he was alive.



    Det. Joe Friday:
    Don't eat the dead guys candy, Smith!

  • Drug Dealer:
    Cops, the other white meat.



    Det. Frank Smith:
    You hear what he did there, Joe? He called us pigs, but in like a roundabout kinda way.

  • Greg:
    My lawyer's gonna eat you.



    Det. Joe Friday:
    You ever notice how many people claim their lawyers eat human flesh?



    Det. Frank Smith:
    Might be a cult thing.

  • Det. Frank Smith:
    This city owes me a new pair of Italian ankle boots.



    Det. Joe Friday:
    Yeah, Italian by way of Taiwan.

  • Det. Frank Smith:
    What size do you wear? eight, nine?


    [Greg looks confused]



    Det. Frank Smith:
    Your shoes.



    Greg:
    Seven.



    Det. Frank Smith:
    Seven. That's cute. Me, I got clown's feet.

  • Man:
    You gonna bother these people?



    Det. Frank Smith:
    We're gonna bother a lot of people until we find out who bothered Whitney Lynde.

  • Det. Frank Smith:
    Your dialing finger broken?

  • Det. Joe Friday:
    Next time you want to make the news, step in front of a bus.

  • Det. Joe Friday:
    Be polite? I am polite! What does she think I'm gonna do, pee in a wastebasket?



    Det. Frank Smith:
    I heard you did that once.

  • Det. Frank Smith:
    Stop! You're really pissing me off!

  • Det. Joe Friday:
    There's a word for that woman. Unfortunately, that word is not in my vocabulary.

  • Det. Joe Friday:
    If your client tells us you advised him to lie, I'll be at your disbarment hearing.

  • Det. Joe Friday:
    I'm on a budget. I'm not buying a story that changes every day.

  • Det. Joe Friday:
    You have the right to remain silent, so do it!

  • Det. Joe Friday:
    You know why cops serve arrest warrants at six AM? Because people are sleepy and stupid, full of attitude.

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