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Quotes of Movie: "Doug" [1991]
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But Mrs. Wingo, what happens to the fatty animals during the summer? Do they get hot? Mrs. Wingo: Let's ask someone that knows that. Mrs. Wingo: [to Doug] Mrs. Wingo: What do you think Fatty Fatty Fatty? Roger Klotz: Extra-large spitwads? Willie White: Check. Roger Klotz: Burping lunch tray? Boomer Bledsoe: Uh, check. Roger Klotz: Disentegrated homework? Willie White: [laughs] Check. [Willie crumples up the paper, which turns to dust] Assistant Principal Lamarr Bone: DON'T MESS UP! Doug: Don't do all the barking and be home by ten. | |
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Judy: I'm going to bed. Doug: But it's only 7:30. Judy: SHUT UP! I mean, early to bed, early to rise. That music's so loud I can't hear myself think. Skeeter, could you pass the... stuff in the boat that's brown and Skeeter: The gravy? Joe Valentine: Yeah. So tell me about the, uh... Skeeter: Beets concert. Joe Valentine: Right. Skeeter, pass the mashed... the mashed... Skeeter: Potatoes? Hi, Dale. Dale Valentine: Hello, big nose. Truth or dare, Larry? Larry the A.V. Nerd: Truth. Willie White: OK. Have you ever watched a filmstrip at school without permission? Larry the A.V. Nerd: Well, there was this one time... Roger Klotz: Hold it! You can do better than that, Willie. [whisers in Willie's ear] Willie White: OK. Who do you have a crush on? Larry the A.V. Nerd: Uh, well, I guess I like... Beebe. Beebe Bluff: AAAH! [Larry faints] Roger Klotz: [laughs] Hey, he's out cold. Give me that punch. [Roger pours punch on Larry] [every time Skeeter says hi to Doug] Yo Doug! [makes nasal noise] Skeeter: Ha ha. Bud Dink: It was very expensive. Doug: Dear Journal, hi! it's me, Doug. Doug: Porkchop!Hahahaha!You're supposed to bag the nematoad,not cream it! [Doug is mad at Porkchop] Quit clowning around, Porkchop! This is serious. You go in your Igloo and think about what you did. Good luck tonight, Patti. Patti: You too. And I thought I was the artistic one in the family... It's not fair, Pork Chop. Patti's a way better dancer than Bebe. Good luck, Bebe. Beebe Bluff: Thanks, but I won't be needing it. Doug: Yeah, I know... [Doug ordering from the Honker Burger for the first time] Hi, I'd like three hamburgers, one no pickles, one no onions, one fish sandwich, four fries, and four grape sodas. Honker Burger Cashier: [pause] I can't understand a word you say. Doug: Huh? [Doug tries again to no avail] Skeeter: Hey, man, let me take care of it. The new kid wants three moo cows, one no cucs, one no sneakers, one wet one, four cubers, and four from the vine. Do you want anything else? Doug: [dumbstruck] How do you order a salad from the salad bar? Skeeter: [Skeeter turns to the cashier] One salad from the salad bar! [Entering into Roger's trailer home] Boy it's dark in here Roger. Roger Klotz: Scared of the dark Funnie? Here let me turn on the light [Watching Doug go through her private stuff] Oh no I don't mind. go through all my dresser drawers if you want Doug: I knew you would understand Judy: Stay away from my dresser Doug: But you said... Judy: I was being sarcastic | |
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