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Quotes of Movie: "Dharma & Greg" [1997]
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You want to save the duck, you need to save the lake. You want to save the lake, you need to raise money. You want to raise money, you need to find some ninny to be man of the year. [to Greg] Who sprinkled YOU with horny dust this morning? Kitty: Take my dress. It has magical powers. Hey, Kitty saw me naked. Dharma: Me too. [they high five] | |
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[to Dharma] I wouldn't want our marriage to get in the way of your dating. Welcome to the Pompous Room. May I check Madame's pole, or will she be keeping it up her butt? What's in the pipe, Larry? Justice Department. Treasury Officer: Treasury Department. Dharma: San Francisco Library. Justice Department Treasury Officer: Treasury Department Dharma: San Francisco Library Jane Deaux: Organ Donor Fine. As long as nobody gets their way, I'm happy. One time when I was babysitting your monkey, I took him to a fancy party without telling you. Jane Deaux: Is that where he started smoking again? Dharma: MmmHmm... Jane Deaux: Do you know how hard it is to get a nicotine patch to stick to a monkey? She had a tatoo of Lindy landing in Paris on her back. If she moved certain muscles just right, she could get the wheels off the ground. [answering Greg's cell phone, after having slept with Greg] Greg's pants. He's not in them right now. Yeah, yeah, blah, blah! Here, have some cake. You wanna have children? Dharma: Yeah, unless you wanna have 'em! What are you doing? Dharma: Wait a second, can you see me? Greg: Yes. Dharma: Oh, I totally misunderstood that groom-can't-see-the-bride-in-her-wedding-dress-thing. What are you doing here? You can't see her in her dress! Dharma: See, that's what I thought! Oh, my parents aren't exactly the best hosts. They're difficult to warm up to. I know I never have. You're gonna be a great Dad! Greg: How do you know? How am I gonna know what to do? Dharma: Oh, you'll watch what I do. You'll totally disapprove and do the complete opposite. Come on,Mother, do you really think Dad enjoyed sitting on a blanket in the park watching Othello? Kitty: He cried. Greg: That's because you ran out of wine. What's that? It smells like you're frying vomit! Dharma: Close. I'm making a great big pot of Haggis Jane Deaux: What have you been drinking? Dharma: Scotch! Which was invented by the great Scotsman, Angus McBarf when his wife told him what was for dinner. What do you think? Dharma: Well, I think that one of us should go talk to your Dad, and I think you should go talk to your Mom. Greg: I know what you just did. Dharma: Me too! Go with God! [drinking Martinis naked] Ball and chain has gone away, doo-dah, doo-dah. Drink Martinis Naked day. Dah-di-doo-dah-day! Honey, are you OK? Greg: I'm fine. I'm just lying here trying to decide whether your father is a hole surrounded by ass. Were you this sarcastic before we met or is this something I have done? Dharma: A little you, a little your mother. | |
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