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Quotes of Movie: "Dark Angel" [2000]

  • Max Guevara:
    Guys are the weaker sex.

  • Max Guevara:
    Girls kick ass; says so on a t-shirt.

  • Sketchy:
    I'm no stranger to stoner logic.

  • Logan Cale:
    If I just had my ass handed to me by a size three, I'd be inclined to mind my own business.

  • Donald Lydecker:
    Alcoholism is not a disease, it's a failing. You've turned it into a church. You worship the altar of self-pity. I come to these rooms for one reason, to remember what I don't want to become... helpless, impotent, and weak.

  • Jace:
    Feels like I just woke up from a bad dream.



    Max Guevara:
    I know. One of the reasons why I don't sleep. Let me know if it's a boy or a girl.



    Jace:
    Either way, name's gonna be Max.

  • Original Cindy:
    Damn girl, what's in those pills?



    Max Guevara:
    Spinach.

  • Max Guevara:
    You're not even trying

  • Jonas Cale:
    [Upon hearing Logan's conspiracy theory] You watched too many "X-Files" as a boy.

  • Max Guevara:
    I had to have radical emergency amateur brain surgery to remove a nanochip from my cerebellum before I stroked from a neurochemical overload."

  • Logan Cale:
    Good luck.



    Zack:
    There's no such thing. Success depends on a well thought out plan that's executed with precision.



    Logan Cale:
    Right.

  • Max Guevara:
    If he gets out of line, I'll just kill him.

  • Max Guevara:
    What the mind can conceive, the body can achieve.

  • Max Guevara:
    At Manticore, Lydecker used to tell us the same thing - "there are no limits. "What the mind can conceive, the body can achieve... With the right training." Only we could still get shot and killed like Eva starve to death... Or drown. I've often wondered why we didn't just turn on him. We were stronger, faster. Any one of us could have snapped his neck before he knew what hit him, but we were too scared and he knew it.

  • Normal:
    Well, well, well... so far, your moron colleagues have come up with the following excuses for why you're strolling in here at the crack of noon - you had a dental emergency, your aunt died... again, and my personal favorite from this idiot - you were detained by the sector police for practicing witchcraft. Now, would you care to further insult my intelligence?



    Max Guevara:
    I overslept.

  • Max Guevara:
    I'm not that high-minded. Lydecker's the one guy that knows what's going on in this freak show body of mine... Whether or not this bar code has an expiration date. I guess I couldn't let him die with that secret.



    Logan Cale:
    Whatever you have to tell yourself. Fact is, you saved a man's life.



    Max Guevara:
    A bad man.

  • Zack:
    I'll never... Tell... You... Anything.


    [Zack smiles at Lydecker with blood dripping from his mouth]

  • Donald Lydecker:
    You're in one hell of a situation, soldier.



    Jace:
    Yes, sir.



    Donald Lydecker:
    Do you mind explaining why?



    Jace:
    Because I am dumb! I am so damned dumb it would take ten acts of divine providence to raise me to the sublime height of blissful ignorance, sir!



    Donald Lydecker:
    And what am I supposed to do about you now?



    Jace:
    That is not for me to speculate, sir.



    Donald Lydecker:
    You're damn right it's not. Your mission was to eliminate this individual here.


    [He pulls out his gun and shoots Vertes. She collapses and he replaces the gun]



    Donald Lydecker:
    Mission accomplished. Now was that so difficult?

  • Max Guevara:
    Two million years of human evolution and this is what we get.



    Max Guevara:
    You morons.

  • Max Guevara:
    Go for Max.



    Joshua:
    Little fella. Little fella, everything's gone sideways. It's-It's FUBAR. There be people screaming. And-And Gem is trying to keep her legs crossed so the baby won't pop out.

  • Joshua:
    Alec, I'm so glad to see you.



    Alec/X5-494:
    Uh-huh.



    Joshua:
    This is Gem. She's having a baby.



    Alec/X5-494:
    Oh, so naturally you thought of stopping by Jam Pony in broad daylight.

  • Max Guevara:
    What's that?



    Alec/X5-494:
    It's a hole in my body made by a bullet.



    Max Guevara:
    Been there, done that. Check the news.

  • Max Guevara:
    They screwed this whole thing upon purpose to escalate the situation.



    Alec/X5-494:
    Yeah, well it worked.

  • Max Guevara:
    You heard the man.



    Mole:
    Well this sucks.



    Alec/X5-494:
    I fought the law and the law won.

  • Max Guevara:
    You're such a gentleman, too bad I'm not a lady.

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