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Quotes of Movie: "Danger Mouse" [1981]

  • [Repeated line]



    Penfold:
    Oh, crumbs.

  • [Dangermouse has crashed through a brick wall]



    Penfold:
    Oh, doesn't that hurt, Chief?



    Dangermouse:
    No, didn't feel a thing!


    [Dangermouse faints]

  • [repeated line]



    Dangermouse:
    Shush.

  • [Penfold falls through the air; the scene freezes for the end of the episode]



    Narrator:
    Will it be Isaac Newton 1: Penfold nil? Tune in next time to find out!

  • Narrator:
    This is Penfold. Codename: The Jigsaw, because when faced with a problem he falls to pieces.

  • [Danger Mouse is being dangled over the snapping jaws of a crocodile]



    Penfold:
    We could have had a weekend in Brighton!



    Dangermouse:
    I do not wish to know that, Penfold!

  • Dudley Poyson:
    I'll call myself a cab right away! I'm a cab, I'm a cab!

  • Penfold:
    Have you got something clever up your sleeve, D.M.?



    Dangermouse:
    Only my arm, Penfold, and that's no cleverer than the rest of me.

  • Penfold:
    My knees've gone to jelly!



    Dangermouse:
    Nonsense, Penfold, jelly doesn't knock like that.

  • [Dangermouse falls off the top of the building, and Penfold chases him on the way down]



    Penfold:
    [shouts] Chief... you... are... un... der... arrest!


    [D.M. falls further down, screaming]



    Penfold:
    [shouts] I'm warning you, Chief! You are under a...


    [D.M. lands on top of him]

  • Dangermouse:
    [he and Penfold are chained to cliffs with a laser edging towards them] You know some singers can break glass with high notes?



    Penfold:
    Yes?



    Dangermouse:
    Well, I used to break up the theatres.



    Dangermouse:
    [singing loudly] AhAHAHAHAHAHahahahah!


    [the chains break]



    Penfold:
    Wow! That's amazing!



    Dangermouse:
    Yes. The theatres didn't think so, though.

  • [Dangermouse have just fallen into a deep hole]



    Narrator:
    What's this? Will the Baron have the last laugh? Are our heroes doomed? Can they get to the bottom of this mystery before they reach the bottom? If not, will this show end early?

  • Patrol Bird:
    Excuse me, sir, but is that your care parked on the admiral's epaulets?



    Dangermouse:
    Uh... yes it is, Constable.



    Patrol Bird:
    [Piturbed] "Sergeant" if you don't mind!


    [Composed now]



    Patrol Bird:
    Would you mind showing me your liscence?



    Dangermouse:
    Yes of course... Sergeant.



    Patrol Bird:
    [Reads liscence] Hmmm... well this here... oh! You're name's "Dangermouse"? Oh... haha... well, ah...


    [cough]



    Patrol Bird:
    Carry on, sir! I'll keep an eye on the car for you!



    Dangermouse:
    Thank you, Sergeant.


    [Climbs into Lord Nelson's nose]



    Patrol Bird:
    Thank you, sir!


    [to himself]



    Patrol Bird:
    Almost made a booboo there, didn't I?

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