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Quotes of Movie: "Dallas" [1978]

  • J.R.:
    Barnes just broke the cardinal rule in politics: never get caught in bed with a dead woman or a live man.

  • JR Ewing:
    Ray never was comfortable eating with the family; we do use knives and forks.

  • JR Ewing:
    Lots of men have tried to run roughshod over me. You can visit them in the cemetery.

  • JR Ewing:
    The world is littered with the bodies of people that tried to stick it to ole J.R. Ewing.

  • JR Ewing:
    So, you just remember who you're working for, keep a civil tongue in your head, and try to answer my questions with a bit of civility.

  • JR Ewing:
    You know, Sue Ellen, I do believe you're going ninety miles an hour toward a nervous breakdown. We're going to have to do something about your ravings.

  • JR Ewing:
    Go to bed Sue Ellen, there's nothing uglier than a woman who can't handle her liquor!

  • JR Ewing:
    I wouldn't give you the dust off my car.

  • JR Ewing:
    Don't worry about her; the good Lord has ways of looking after drunks like her!

  • JR Ewing:
    Sue Ellen, you're a drunk, a tramp, and an unfit mother.

  • JR Ewing:
    That's O.K. honey, Bobby doesn't have a capacity to forgive and forget like I do. That's a shame, damn shame.

  • JR Ewing:
    [to Marilee Stone] By the way honey, your a little too old to be running around without your clothes on.

  • JR Ewing:
    Marilee, if you don't hurry, someone else is gonna get your street corner.

  • JR Ewing:
    All that matters is winning.

  • JR Ewing:
    Oh Barnes, you just get dumber and dumber every day.

  • JR Ewing:
    [to Lucy] Say, why don't you have that junior plastic surgeon you married design you a new face: one without a mouth!

  • JR Ewing:
    [to Ray Krebbs] Boy, you're just one dumb ole cowboy, ain't you?

  • JR Ewing:
    Cliff, sharpen up your ice skates it's gonna be a long winter.

  • JR Ewing:
    A marriage is like a salad: the man has to know how to keep his tomatoes on the top.

  • JR Ewing:
    Anything worth having is worth going for-all the way.

  • JR Ewing:
    Don't forgive and never forget; Do unto others before they do unto you; and third and most importantly, keep your eye on your friends, because your enemies will take care of themselves.

  • JR Ewing:
    Sue Ellen, you're not a wife, you're not a mother, and you sure as hell are not a Ewing!

  • JR Ewing:
    [to Sue Ellen] Well, I'll be damned if you can come in here any time you want and use me like some stud-service!

  • Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing:
    If you do anything to hurt that young man, you are going to wake up one morning and find out you no longer have a wife, even in name only... and you will no longer have a son. So no threats J.R or I will end this mockery we call a marriage once and for all.

  • Sue Ellen Shepard Ewing:
    You and I will not live as man and wife. From now on, it's seperate bedrooms and seperate lives.

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