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Quotes of Movie: "CSI: Miami" [2002]

  • Horatio Caine:
    Alright, be on the lookout for an Eastern European male with bad teeth who may have access to an ape.

  • [examining a severed arm]



    Alexx Woods:
    No hair at the underarm, but pronounced hair on the knuckles.



    Horatio Caine:
    So, what are you saying?



    Alexx Woods:
    What I'm saying is I'm not an anthropologist. It could be a large woman or a small man.

  • Horatio Caine:
    You know what they say "You lie down with the Devil, you wake up in Hell".

  • Horatio Caine:
    We are being detoured into the land of make-believe.

  • [Noticing a big black car in front of a witness' house]



    Horatio Caine:
    Mm-hmm. Town car, tinted windows, take a guess.



    Detective John Hagen:
    Fan-belt inspectors?



    Horatio Caine:
    Nope. U.S. Marshals witness protection baby-sitters.

  • [about a suspect]



    Horatio Caine:
    He is a liar. I just don't know what the lie is yet.

  • Suspect:
    I swear. I didn't touch her.



    Calleigh Duquesne:
    You don't have to touch somebody to shoot 'em.

  • [death by carbon monoxide]



    Man:
    What killed that guy?



    Tim Speedle:
    He had gas.

  • [stand-off with a suspect]



    Calleigh Duquesne:
    There are two ways this goes down, and either way, you're dropping the gun.

  • Horatio Caine:
    The only thing that matters is the evidence.

  • Horatio Caine:
    When you have everything, sometimes it feels like nothing.

  • [looking for evidence in a house]



    Tim Speedle:
    Why's it always gotta be in the toilet?

  • Horatio Caine:
    The problem with manipulation is that people can turn on you.

  • [about Horatio]



    Detective John Hagen:
    All I'm saying is, that's one hell of a lonely road he's walking.



    Calleigh Duquesne:
    I know. That's why I'm walking it with him.

  • [to a DA]



    Calleigh Duquesne:
    I didn't realize evidence took sides.

  • Horatio Caine:
    Tomorrow's what you make of it.

  • [to Eric]



    Horatio Caine:
    In the future, if you're gonna watch somebody's back, let me know about it so I can watch yours.

  • [describing a victim]



    Horatio Caine:
    Jeans, T-shirt... K-Mart socks.



    Det. Frank Tripp:
    Big spender.

  • [arresting a criminal]



    Horatio Caine:
    Justice is not yours to dispense, and now you're going to pay for it.

  • [defending a woman from a suspect]



    Horatio Caine:
    The next time you want to take a swing at someone, start with me.

  • [about Raymond Caine, H's little brother]



    Horatio Caine:
    The rumour of a dirty cop is far juicier than its confirmation.



    Robert Keaton:
    You just called your own brother a dirty cop.



    Horatio Caine:
    Maybe he was, but he didn't deserve to die.



    Robert Keaton:
    We all have to die some time.



    Horatio Caine:
    Some sooner than others.

  • [to Horatio]



    Susie Barnam:
    Your little brother sure knew how to mess things up, didn't he?

  • [to a bad-tempered ME]



    Alexx Woods:
    I suggest you worry less about alimony and more about the victim. But, hey, that's just me.

  • [to a suspect who doesn't have to pay a medical bill]



    Horatio Caine:
    Whatever that bill says, you will still have to pay.

  • [about a doctor's ugly Persian rug]



    Tim Speedle:
    Just because you have a medical degree doesn't mean you have taste.

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