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Quotes of Movie: "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation" [2
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There is always a clue. I didn't page you. Nick Stokes: No. I just figured I'd come by. Hodges: You're checking up on me again. Nick Stokes: No, I'm checking up on my evidence. Hodges: Do you think if you hover the FTIR will work faster? Nick Stokes: Yes, Hodges, that's what I think. I just got a page from James Watson. Nick Stokes: And I got one from Francis Crick. What's going on, Greg? Greg Sanders: Well, as you both know, Watson and Crick are the granddaddies of DNA. Without their discoveries, I'd have nothing to do all day. Nick Stokes: What have you been doing all day? The only thing that sports book means to me is guys without showers. Warrick Brown: [laughs] That's actually true. | |
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Who do you like? Catherine Willows: Charlotte. My mom grew up in North Carolina. Warrick Brown: Okay, I'll give you Charlotte +2. Catherine Willows: What do I get if I win? Warrick Brown: How about a fabulous dinner. Catherine Willows: I'll take your action. Where's your enthusiasm? Greg Sanders: Whenever I find a match in here, my world gets a little smaller. Out there I felt large. Gil Grissom: Out there means a pay cut. Greg Sanders: I'm not about the money. Is there anything you won't bet on, man? Warrick Brown: Nah. Warrick Brown: I don't get out of bed for less than a bill. You just don't let up, do you? Sara Sidle: It's a flaw. I can't tell whether he's brilliant or nuts. Captain Jim Brass: Sound familiar? It was in the days of public hangings that people first noticed that men would get erections and sometimes even ejaculate. They called it "The Killer Orgasm." Greg Sanders: I guess I should stop trying to impress you. Gil Grissom: That would impress me. Greg! Greg Sanders: Yeah. Gil Grissom: Take off your shoes and socks. Greg Sanders: See, now we're getting into this whole strip forensics thing and I'm not too sure I can hang with that - even if you are my boss. Gil Grissom: Your mother's maiden name was Hojem? Hojem is Norwegian, right? Greg Sanders: That's right and you know my grandfather was tossed from Norway for getting my grandmother pregnant before they got married. To this day he still tells me "Som man reder sa ligger man". [long pause] Greg Sanders: One must lie in the bed one has made. I had to send this to an outside lab since we're not equipped to carry out bacterial DNA analysis. Hint, hint. Dead body! Bonus. Gil Grissom: What? Nick Stokes: Well, it's just that most people don't admit to being wrong. Gil Grissom: I'm wrong all the time. It's how I get to "right". Hey, Greg Greg Sanders: [looking through the microscope] Shh! I might be looking at the mother of my children here. Nick Stokes: Somebody's been putting in way too much overtime. Greg Sanders: No, man, this is serious. I had a date last night and this girl has the most impossible green eyes. Just... BAM! Shoulder-length blonde hair, intelligent, and she smells so good. Nick Stokes: Cute toes? Greg Sanders: Oh, ideal! Nick Stokes: Mmm. Greg Sanders: And none are longer than the big toe. Nick Stokes: Mmm. Greg Sanders: Both feet. But, you know, what I need to know is what's on the inside? Nick Stokes: Oh, what's in her heart? Greg Sanders: No... her DNA. And let me tell you, this girl has got some fine epithelials. Nick Stokes: [laughing] Dude, you're sick. Man, you've officially lost it! Greg Sanders: No, no. There is this guy in Louisville. He charges 300 clams to test your spouse's underwear for foreign DNA. Now, that guy is sick. I'm just a romantic. Nick Stokes: But whatever happened to getting to know someone over coffee, letting the relationship evolve? Romantic is sending flowers, not bogarting her skin cells. Greg Sanders: Ahh, that's boring. A Harvard professor conducted an experiment. Asked a bunch of students to watch a basketball game - count the number of times the ball was passed. Captain Jim Brass: Yeah? Groundbreaking. Gil Grissom: During the game a person dressed in a gorilla suit ran across the court. Afterward, the professor asked the students if they noticed the gorilla. Fifty percent responded, "what gorilla?" Captain Jim Brass: That's wonderful, Gil. If I see a gorilla, I'll arrest it. Is there truly no place left in Las Vegas without slot machines? He's wearing a wig... and a fat suit. Is it Samhain? Catherine Willows: In this town, it's always Samhain. Never doubt. Never look back. That's how I live my life. Gil Grissom: I admire that. You took your clothes off for a living? Catherine Willows: For a VERY good living. I'll know more later. Gil Grissom: You always tell me that. Dr. Al Robbins: Yes, I do. Dr. Al Robbins: Catherine, you can't say goodbye in an autopsy room. Hand me that foot, would you? | |
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