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Quotes of Movie: "Crossing Jordan" [2001]
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Dr. Nigel Townsend: Please evacuate the keyboard area. Bug: I don't belong. Bug: I wanted to be a children doctor but little kids hated me. You and I are on the same street, you know. Just different sides. Jordan: That doesn't make us pals. So far - not a big fan. Det. Cruz: Don't worry. I grow on people. Jordan: So does fungus. | |
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[to Garret] It's like you always tell me. The dead bodies are easy. It's the alive ones that get more complicated. [to Det. Cruz] What, are you playing bad cop? Woody: No, he's not playing. He just is... bad. Stay in the car. Jordan: What exactly in our past makes you think I'll do that? Nobody knows what kind of parent they'd make until it's too late to back out. We should all sort out our personal demons before having children. Should I take this to Macy? Jordan: You can take this to the Pope for all I care. There's this new thing they got called the classifieds. You should check them out. They actually have places to live in. Jordan: Exhibit A. I can barely take care of a house plant much less a place of my own. I had this guy's brain in my hand, so I couldn't very well punch him, right? Why would you want to have sex six times in one day? I mean, come on, we're people not Bunnies. Lily: Dr.Macy said Bunnies. You might want to tread lightly, Lily. Lily: I tried that. Now I'm strapping on the stilettos. Traffic control command center has cameras all over the city, right? Detective Carver: Most of the sections, yeah. Jordan: I know 'cause I keep getting sent pictures of myself running red lights. The moon's in uranus. Woody: Excuse me. No, no. I watched you turn this morgue from a place we all love into an anal retentive dictator ship. You're an obsessive compulsive android with a Napoleon complex. You're not really going to put me on that leash are you? Macy: You'd just chew through it. Garret Macy. Are you actually telling me to keep crusading? Macy: As if you would ever do what I tell you to do. The way I see it you and I are on the same team here. The only difference is you're looking for a cause of death and I'm looking for a by-line. Jordan: You keep following me you'll be looking for a hospital. Garret, have you gotten any recently? Macy: Pardon me? Jordan: You heard me. How long has it been? Macy: We are not having this conversation. Tough age seventeen. They're right on the brink of being able to tell you to shove it and they know it. Macy: That's right. Jordan must have been a handful at that age. Max: With Jordan this stage started at eleven. Macy: And when did it end? Max: I'm still waiting. You looked good holding that baby, maybe you should think about popping one out. Jordan: Yeah, or maybe I should pop my foot up your ass. He will be preserved until his condition is reversible. Dr. Nigel Townsend: His condition is dead. Mr. Hummer: Man, you people are like a broken record. Is this the part where I'm supposed to apologize too? Garrett: Didn't want to ask the impossible. | |
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