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Quotes of Movie: "Cow and Chicken" [1997]
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Five and five and five is ten, I'm gonna make you manly men. [trying to cheer up Cow] I know you hate being ugly, but someone has to make everbody else look good. Two words: beak washed out with soap! Okay, three words. Chicken: Now isn't this a little slice of cow pie? | |
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Herding bites big wind! What's the matter tubby? Why the long FAT face? Cow: Mom told me never to talk to strangers, and you're pretty strange. This is pie, as in SHUT YER PIEHOLE! Hello ladies. It's me, Ivan Panced, but you won't hear me complain! Hurry up and suck your meatloaf kids, I got ice cream con carne for desert! [cheerleading] 2, 4, 6, 9, who do we think is great? Go Tim! Does anybody hear speaka el espanola? Cow: Oh, I'm sorry, but I can't understand a thing you are saying! Red Guy: I don't know what you just said, but I don't like the way you said it! [irritated] Well, Manure the Bear! In the name of boneless grandma! Cow: My science project! [trying to rock Chicken to sleep] Sleepy, sleepy, SLEEPY BIG BROTHER PRINCESS! [being attacked by thrown food] No! No! I don't want your food! Hey, Mom! I ate all the cereal! There's none left for me! Chicken's Clone: It wasn't me, it was me! I ate all the cereal! Chicken: Did not! Chicken's Clone: Did too! Chicken: Did not! Cow: Did too. Cow's Clone: Did too. Ma: Look, Dad! Our children is twins! Would you look at that Dad, Supercow has Chicken stuck on her head too! Dad: MAN Momma! What're the odds? If something bad were to happen to your sister, we'd be pretty mad! What is this stuff? Cow: Marsmallow soup. It's Crabs's favorite! Chicken: Oh yeah well it's my UNfavorite! That's it? Stupid change machine! A put in two dimes, and a nickle, and it gives me one quarter! What a gyp! [the orthodontic police pull over Ma and Dad] What are you people, a bunch of communists ? Are you Ivan Panced? Red Guy: Can't you tell? [Chicken thinks he should miss school, because he has to take care of his new egg] I don't want you skipping school because of your "Being in the family way", and all. [as a "Used Grandpa" salesman] Y'all come back now, hear? | |
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