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Quotes of Movie: "C.O.P.S." [1988]
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Agent Baldwin P. 'Bulletproof' Vess: It's crime-fighting time! [opening narration] C.O.P.S.: Central Organisation of Police Specialists. Fighting crime in a future time. Protecting Empire City from Big Boss and his gang of crooks. [in a building being flown over Empire City] Now I've seen everything! Sgt. P.J. 'Longarm' O'Malley: [looks up and sees the Ultimate Crime Machine] Let me change that. *Now* I've seen everything! [at a high-class function] Something's fishy around here, Chief. And it's not the caviar. | |
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Officer Tina 'Mainframe' Cassidy: Freeze! We're cops, and you're under arrest! Various Bad Guys: Freeze! We're crooks, and this is a stick-up! I got the combination to open every bank vault in Empire City: me and my jackhammer! [using a grappling hook to pull off a heist] Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Crook. Stealing's a cinch with this new hook! Turbo Tu-Tone: Crime's a-wasting! You got any change? Berserko: Yeah, plenty. I just held up a gum machine! [after Rock Crusher crashes through the roof of his van] Ever consider using the door, jerk? Agent Baldwin P. 'Bulletproof' Vess: Here's how the caper came down. [to Mace] Kiss me, you dumb cop! What? You never heard of Iceberg lettuce? Rock Crusher: Oh, really? I didn't know you can grow that stuff on an iceberg! [after robbing a bank] Make sure the reporters spell my name right! It's McBoomBoom. That's one 'Mc' and two Booms. [mocking BIg Boss] I want this, I want that! Someday I'm gonna tell Big Boss off! [referring to his cyborg dog, Blitz] But there's nothing wrong with having a computer as man's best friend! I'm innocent! I just got stuck in the mall after closing time! Rex 'Bowzer' Pointer: Tell it to the judge! Good work, Buzzbomb! Today you've earned your steel wool cupcakes! [after handcuffing Ms. Demeanor to a parking meter] Remember to put some change in the meter, Ms. Demeanor. If you want wrong-doing done right, you have to do it yourself! Even I keep a promise sometimes. It's hard to find good crooks these days. [Berserko has been arrested] My Cheddar-brained nephew might be a nincompoop, but it makes me look bad if one of my crooks gets caught! [tryin g on a speed suit] Oo wee! That thing's plumb too small! I'm sorry but we humans grow big down in Texas | |
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