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Quotes of Movie: "Codename: Kids Next Door" [2002]

  • Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.:
    HANG ON TO YOUR UNDERWEAR!

  • Numbuh 3 Kiki Sanban:
    Toys? I don't want toys...


    [shouts]



    Numbuh 3 Kiki Sanban:
    I want revenge!

  • Wallabee Beatles Numbuh 4:
    That's it! We'll build a giant clam cannon!

  • Wallabee Beatles Numbuh 4:
    If we're movin' up to duckies, I'm gonna need a soda!

  • Wallabee Beatles Numbuh 4:
    Where are our super powered anti-adult air attack missiles?


    [Kiki "Numbah 3" Sanban has a tea party with the missles all dressed up]



    Numbuh 3 Kiki Sanban:
    *ahem* More Tea Ms. Missle?

  • Wallabee Beatles Numbuh 4:
    Ah, Gotta keep cool, nothings gonna happen, I'm cool, I'm cool; I'm ice, baby, no cruddy lice gonna sneak up on me, no sir, lice don't sneak up on ice, it ain't nice for lice to sneak up on ice; those lice better think twice cause it's... it's no dice for those lice, no dice or ice, so take my advice, you cruddy lice, I am not nice.

  • Wallabee Beatles Numbuh 4:
    How come we don't ever get to fight "The Ice Cream Sandwich Monster"?



    Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5:
    Yeah, or "The Creature With Lotsa Extra Cash".

  • Nigel Uno:
    Kids Next Door, battle stations!

  • Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.:
    You better save some room, Delightful Dorks, 'cause you're gonna eat your words along with that cake!



    Nigel Uno:
    Um... we don't let them eat the cake.



    Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.:
    Oh... uh, provided we let you eat the cake, which we're not gonna do!



    Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5:
    [sympathetically] Man, you need to work on that.

  • Nigel Uno:
    We can't leave Numbuh 5 for a minute.



    Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.:
    I'm hungry!



    Nigel Uno:
    Let's go get some of Mr. Lincoln's cookies!

  • Nigel Uno:
    This cake is going to be shared by everyone, except you brats.



    Numbuh 3 Kiki Sanban:
    Everyone? Even my sister?



    Nigel Uno:
    Yes, even your sister.



    Numbuh 3 Kiki Sanban:
    And Lizzie?



    Nigel Uno:
    YES LIZZIE! Do you mind Numbuh 3, I am in the middle of something here.



    Numbuh 3 Kiki Sanban:
    Okay, go ahead!

  • Nigel Uno:
    [after hearing Numbuh 2's idea] That... is... *brilliant*!



    Nigel Uno:
    [next scene, eggs are in his room] This... is... *stupid*! You put a kajillion eggs in my room?



    Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.:
    Well, I wasn't gonna put them in *my* room.

  • Numbuh 3 Kiki Sanban:
    Target sighted. Hi, target!

  • Wallabee Beatles Numbuh 4:
    [facing an ice cream monster] Okay, Frosty. Come get a licking.

  • Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.:
    Man, that King Sandy sure has weird taste in women.


    [Numbah 3 hits him with her weapon as the screen goes black]



    Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.:
    Ow!


    [Numbah 2 is hit again]



    Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.:
    Ow! What'd YOU hit me for?



    Wallabee Beatles Numbuh 4:
    Nothin'.

  • Delightful Children From Down The Lane:
    A heater? Who puts a heater in an ice cream factory?

  • Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr., Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5:
    [in unison] Wally and Kuki, sitting in a tree: K-I-S-S-I-N-G!

  • Numbuh 2 Hoagie P. Gilliam Jr.:
    [crossly] Have fun, old friend.



    Nigel Uno:
    Huh? Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!



    Numbuh 3 Kiki Sanban:
    [sobbing] Good bye Numbah One!


    [continues sobbing]

  • Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5:
    Hold up! So, we made you go to the stupid beach. That's not bad for you to just quit.



    Nigel Uno:
    [sadly] This is a private matter, Numbuh Five. I'm sorry.



    Wallabee Beatles Numbuh 4:
    Dude! You can't just quit!



    Nigel Uno:
    [sadly] Watch me.


    [Doors shut, sad music plays]

  • [the kids are in an underground cavern that's flooding with milk]



    Nigel Uno:
    Uh, is anyone here allergic to milk?



    Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5:
    No, but Number 5 IS allergic to drowning!

  • Numbuh 86:
    Of all the stupid things in the stupid world of stupid people acting stupid, you boys are the stupidliest!

  • [Numbuh 1 and tommy are riding Tommy's rocket to the moon]



    Nigel Uno:
    What was that?



    Tommy Gilligan:
    Um... remember those design flaws I mentioned?



    Nigel Uno:
    Ye-e-e-es?



    Tommy Gilligan:
    I... never designed a braking system.

  • Numbuh 12:
    [Operation S.L.U.M.B.E.R] Okay, Numbuh 3. Truth or dare?



    Numbuh 3 Kiki Sanban:
    Truth, silly.



    Numbuh 12:
    [Numbuh 12 and Numbuh 23 give each other a cunning look] Okay. Do you like... Numbuh 4?


    [Numbuh 4, disguised as a girl, nearly chokes on his soda and coughs it out]



    Numbuh 3 Kiki Sanban:
    Of course I like Numbuh 4, we're in the same unit.



    Numbuh 12:
    [the same cunning looks] Nooo. Do you like like Numbuh 4?



    Numbuh 3 Kiki Sanban:
    You mean like, like-like, like-like?



    Numbuh 23
    , Numbuh 12:
    Yeah!


    [giggles]



    Numbuh 3 Kiki Sanban:
    I... uh...


    [her answer is disrupted by Numbuh 86's scream from the kitchen]

  • Wallabee Beatles Numbuh 4:
    Their power levels are off the charts! I'm gonna have to get some bigger charts!

  • [Numbuh 5 and Cree are fighting]



    Cree Lincoln:
    Give it up, sis! You know I was the best fighter in the Kids Next Door!



    Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5:
    That's right.


    [Numbuh 5 flips Cree onto her back]



    Abigail Lincoln Numbuh 5:
    You *were* the best.

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