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Quotes of Movie: "Cluedo" [1990]
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I had an affair with Mr. Hall... [the others make noises of disgust] Mrs. Peacock: Oh, not another one. Proffessor Plum: Is there anyone you wouldn't have an affair with? Miss Scarlett: You! And I wouldn't dream of it, either! Col. Mustard: But I love you! Does that count for nothing? Mrs. Peacock: It's not enough for me, Mike. There are richer fish in the sea, and I intend to catch one. Of course you can reapply... when you're rich. Mrs. Peacock: What was that? [Mrs. White enters, hysterical] Mrs. White: He-He's dead! Col. Mustard: Forrest? Mrs. White: No! No! Mrs. Peacock: Not Mr. Forrest? Then who? Mrs. White: His chauffer! K-Ken! Ken's lying on the floor! And he's dead! Aaaahhh! Wait! I have a question. Do I have to be on his team? Presenter: Yes, you have to be on your husband's team. Next question. | |
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Intro Voice: You are invited to a murder... It's too bad you have to lose all this. Miss Scarlett: [seductively] Maybe I don't have to... We've always got along well, you and I- common enemy and all... Maybe we could come to some sort of agreement... Jack Peacock: Don't be silly, I've given your stepmother ammunition in court. Miss Scarlett: [takes a gun out of Jack's jacket pocket] Speaking of ammunition do you always carry a gun? Jack Peacock: Old habits die hard. Miss Scarlett: May I see? Jack Peacock: What's mine's me own. A woman of my age has no need to kill for love. Miss Scarlett: I figure I've done the world a favor. [pulls a telephone cord out of the wall] You try making a phone call from here and I'll wrap this around your neck! After what you did to Phantom, I'm sorry I didn't let you bleed to death! [unemotionally calm] I don't know how to tell you this mother, but Jack appears to be dead. Stone dead. [playing croquet] That's cheating Reverend Green! Rev. Green: Oh, I'm so sorry, Miss Scarlett! Max Gold: A man of my own kind. Mrs. Peacock: I won't let this be taken away from me by some- some Penguin! Hello, I'm Vivienne. Sister Concepta: Young lady, attire like that will not be permitted here in the future! Miss Scarlett: Well if you don't mind me saying so, this really isn't your house to decide. Sister Concepta: Actually... It is. [Mrs. White drops a cake and it's stand, in shock] Rev. Green: ...If anyone can share any just cause, why these two people should not be joined together, let him now speak, or else here after, forever hold his peace. Jack Peacock: [Stands up] This whole thing's a farce! Mrs. Peacock: Jack! Oh nooo! That *bitch* had me written out of the script! Col. Mustard: What a shame, Vivienne.. So the sessions on Tobey's casting couch were a waste of time. Marie Anne Kray: Darling, if you aren't careful you're going to need another face lift. | |
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