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Quotes of Movie: "Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers" [1989

  • Gadget:
    You know, suddenly the plane seems to handle lighter.



    Chip:
    Monty just jumped out!



    Gadget:
    Oh. That would account for it.

  • Chip:
    That was a close one. Are you OK Dale?



    Dale:
    Yeah. Luckily it landed on my head.

  • Chip:
    We're going in there just like we said. Chlordane may have mechanical marvels.



    Gadget:
    He does.



    Chip:
    He may have fiendish fiends.



    Dale:
    He does, he does.



    Chip:
    He may even have hundreds of cutthroat, bloodthirsty thugs.



    Monty:
    Yup. Them too.



    Chip:
    But we've got something he doesn't have.



    Gadget:
    Enough sense to get out of here?

  • Monty:
    He's bonkers in the conkers, you know.



    Dale:
    Yeah, but he is my friend.

  • Det. Drake:
    That's it? You're going to start an earthquake with lime gelatin?



    Prof. Nimnul:
    Now you stop laughing. My theories are perfectly legitimate.

  • Fat Cat:
    If it's possible, I hate them even more now!

  • Monty:
    Great, Gadget! We're almost there. Hit the brakes!



    Gadget:
    Golly, no one said anything about stopping.

  • Chip:
    Rescue Rangers, away!

  • Gadget:
    Once I found a perpetual motion machine just lying in the trashcan. Of course, by then it had stopped moving.

  • Gadget:
    Hop inside, guys, and I'll show you how this thing works. Or at least how it's supposed to work.

  • Monty:
    Gadget's gone too far this time, Chip. She's got these blinkin' propellers facing the wrong way.



    Chip:
    She knows what she's doing, Monterey. I'm sure the Ranger Wing is perfectly safe.



    Gadget:
    Oh, darn. I'm always ending up with parts left over!

  • Gadget:
    We're the Rescue Rangers, a small, but efficient, battalion of do-gooders devoted to helping those in trouble. Would you like to see our news clippings?

  • Gadget:
    Hi there, I'm Gadget. Oh, you know that already... hmmm... What comes next? Oh, what's your name?

  • Gadget:
    I'll have this plane ship shape in no time. Well, actually it should be plane shaped, shouldn't it?

  • Pi-rat:
    I say we make them walk the plank.



    Jolly Roger:
    No, we did that last time.



    Pi-rat:
    How 'bout we keel haul them?



    Jolly Roger:
    No, we just painted the keel.



    Stormy:
    We could dress them up like bunnies, and dip them in chocolate.



    Jolly Roger:
    I'm afraid that ain't piratical enough, Stormy.



    Gadget:
    Well, considering the time of day and all, you could bury us in the sand and wait for high tide to come in.



    Jolly Roger:
    A fine idea!



    Chip:
    Gadget...



    Gadget:
    Oh. Oops. You know I can resist a challenge.

  • Monty:
    Give us a break love. Gandhi would want to take a swing at this kid.

  • [Dale is flying the Ranger Wing]



    Dale:
    What's this?



    Gadget:
    That's the hover switch. It should turn the Ranger Wing into a helicopter.



    Chip:
    Should?

  • Gadget:
    I don't think you can blame them. After all, we are rodents.

  • [after Fat Cat's thugs kidnap Dale instead of a priceless kitten]



    Fat Cat:
    You idiots! Oh... why must all my brilliant plans be ruined, by those rinketing Rangers? Why? TELL ME! TELL ME WHY! WHY? WHY?



    Dale:
    Because good always triumphs over evil.



    Fat Cat:
    Oh, yeah?

  • [Paddling after the Rescue Rangers down a river]



    Meps:
    Hey boss, what's that?



    Fat Cat:
    I don't want to hear it!



    Meps:
    There, in the water?



    Fat Cat:
    Keep paddling, I don't want to hear it!


    [There is a crash, and the boat starts to sink]



    Fat Cat:
    Wh-what happened?



    Mole:
    You don't want to hear it.

  • [to his nephew, Normie]



    Professor Norton Nimnul:
    Haven't I told you never to play with my superweapons? You could devastate yourself.

  • [at a trade show, to promote his new invention]



    Professor Norton Nimnul:
    SURRENDER IMMEDIATELY, OR I SHALL CRUSH YOU LIKE...! Oh, sorry. Old habits are hard to break.

  • [Foxglove catches Dale in mid-freefall]



    Dale:
    I didn't know bats could do this.



    Foxglove:
    Do what?



    Dale:
    Fly when they're carrying so much weight.



    Foxglove:
    Uh oh!



    Dale:
    What?



    Foxglove:
    We can't!

  • Gadget:
    If you believe in the ethereal theory that everything happens for a reason, then it wasn't your fault. Technically, however... you're a goof-up.

  • Dale:
    [Dale had fallen off of a tree branch] They think I'm clumsy or somethin'.



    Foxglove:
    [giggles] I can't imagine where they got that idea.

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