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Quotes of Movie: "Chelmsford 123" [1988]

  • Aulus Paulinus:
    Grasientus, go to your room and write a farewell note to your testicles!

  • Badvoc:
    So far we've had a woman with no hair, a woman with no teeth, and a woman with hair on her teeth.

  • Mungo:
    They call me Mungo the Contradictory.



    Roman:
    Do they?



    Mungo:
    No.

  • Mungo:
    They call me Mungo, the Evasive.



    Roman:
    Why is that?



    Mungo:
    Who wants to know?

  • [Aulus has become fed up with the fact that Viatorus can't include noses in his artwork]



    Aulus Paulinus:
    I want a new bust, by next week, *with* a nose!



    Viatorus:
    Oh, very well.


    [pauses]



    Viatorus:
    You wouldn't settle for an extra ear, would you?

  • Aulus Paulinus:
    What have I done to deserve this? I'm not a bad person! I haven't killed my father or slept with my mother!



    Mungo:
    Hey, don't knock it till you've tried it.

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