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Quotes of Movie: "Cheers" [1982]

  • Diane:
    Oh no. The thing I feared most has happened.



    Carla:
    What? Your Living Bra died of boredom?

  • Woody:
    Jack Frost nipping at your toes, Mr. Peterson?



    Norm:
    Yeah, now let's get Joe Beer nipping at my liver.

  • [to Diane in court]



    Sam:
    To me, our relationship makes perfect sense. You want me to propose to you, I propose to you. You say no, I say fine, I never wanna see you again. You drive me nuts telling me you want me to propose again, I do, you turn me down. Next thing I know I'm in a court of law where I've got to propose to you or go to jail. It's the classic American love story.

  • Sam:
    What'll you have Normie?



    Norm:
    Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of whatever comes out of that tap.



    Sam:
    Looks like beer, Norm.



    Norm:
    Call me Mister Lucky.

  • Sam:
    What's new, Normie?



    Norm:
    Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach and they're demanding beer.

  • Woody:
    Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you.



    Norm:
    I know. If she calls, I'm not here.

  • Woody:
    Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?



    Norm:
    Alright, but stop me at one. Make that one-thirty.

  • Woody:
    What's going on, Mr. Peterson?



    Norm:
    The question is what's going *in* Mr. Peterson. A beer please, Woody.

  • Woody:
    Would you like a beer, Mr. Peterson?



    Norm:
    No, I'd like a dead cat in a glass.

  • Diane:
    He's trying to make a mountain out of a molehill.



    Carla:
    He wants you to wear a padded bra?

  • Norm:
    I want something light and cold.



    Carla:
    Sorry, it's Diane's day off.

  • Carla:
    If you can't say anything nice, say it about Diane.

  • Cliff:
    Is this me or is this getting a little weird?



    Carla:
    You passed weird six months ago.



    Norm:
    Now you're boldly going where no man has gone before.



    Cliff:
    Boy, I guess it's true what they say, huh? There's a fine line between gardening and madness.

  • Norm:
    It's a dog eat dog world, and I'm wearing Milkbone underwear.

  • Frasier:
    I've been taking stock of myself.



    Carla:
    Not exactly AT&T, is it?

  • Diane:
    Sam, may I have a brief word with you?



    Sam:
    I suppose you could, but I doubt it.

  • Cliff:
    Hey Carla, I have a potato that looks like Richard Milhouse Nixon.



    Carla:
    Big deal. Show me one that doesn't.

  • Sam:
    I've never met an intelligent woman I'd want to date.



    Diane:
    On behalf of all the intelligent women in America, may I just say: whew.

  • Woody:
    What's shakin', Mr. Peterson?



    Norm:
    All four cheeks and a couple of chins.

  • Nick:
    You think it's easy being a lousy father?

  • Norm:
    Women. You can't live with 'em. Pass the beernuts.

  • Cliff:
    What a pathetic display. I'm ashamed God made me a man.



    Carla:
    I don't think God's doing a lot of bragging either.

  • Sam:
    What are you up to, Norm?



    Norm:
    My ideal weight... if I were 11 feet tall.

  • Coach:
    Norm, how come you and Vera never had any kids?



    Norm:
    I can't, Coach.



    Coach:
    Gee, I'm sorry Norm.



    Norm:
    I look at Vera. I just can't.

  • Carla:
    [to Sam after he complains about the difficulty of doing a Catholic penance] "It's not a religion for wusses."

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