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Quotes of Movie: "Charmed" [1998]

  • Piper:
    I just wish I could get a live guy.

  • Phoebe:
    I forgot your question.



    Piper:
    I asked if Prue was going to have sex with someone other than herself this year.



    Phoebe:
    That's disgusting. Please say yes.

  • Andy:
    Everything happens for a reason, remember, you told me that, Prue.

  • Phoebe:
    Go away horny tom cats.

  • Phoebe:
    Come on, you don't think we'll be 60 and still living together, sharing clothes and a cat.



    Piper:
    Well now that you put it that way, no, I don't want to live with you anymore.

  • Piper:
    Wait a sec. Last week we had no dad and now we have two?

  • Piper:
    Yeah. Sure, why not? We could have another funeral tomorrow. I mean, all the dishes are out and we pretty much know who to invite.

  • Leo:
    Piper, what are you doing?



    Piper:
    Getting irritated. Who put Lady Attitude in charge?



    Leo:
    She's not in charge.



    Piper:
    Really? 'Cause she's acting like it. I thought Whitelighters were supposed to guide, not dictate.

  • Piper:
    So why is Sir Lust-A-Lot after you?



    Paige:
    How should I know?



    Piper:
    Well, because it's your damn fairy tale and it's alive and frozen in our kitchen.

  • Piper:
    You know, if I could freeze the two of you, I would, often.

  • Leo:
    Piper, this is completely illegal.



    Piper:
    Yeah? Well, so is marrying a dead guy, okay?


    [She holds up his death certificate]



    Piper:
    Let's not get technical now.

  • Piper:
    Darryl, I'm sorry, but what do you want me to say? My sister was just possessed with a supernaturally born killer and my husband is in 1994, and I do not mean in the fashion sense. He time traveled back with my other sister so the only one left to help me is you.

  • Piper:
    I'm not pregnant. Trust me.



    Prue:
    Well, that's good news.



    Phoebe:
    Are you kidding? That's great news. You can live.

  • Prue:
    I mean, well, you are a warlock magnet.

  • Piper:
    Prue, it's me leaving you another message after leaving Phoebe another message. I tried you at work, but they said you never checked in after your shoot, so where are you guys?


    [Piper sees the same guy as before standing at the other end of the bar]



    Piper:
    Uh, look, so call me, or better yet, just show up and save me from having to perform an impending awkward rejection all by myself.

  • Darryl:
    Piper...



    Piper:
    Uh-huh.



    Darryl:
    You froze the crime scene.



    Piper:
    Uh-huh.



    Darryl:
    You cannot freeze a crime scene.



    Piper:
    Well, I did.

  • Piper:
    You were at Cole's all night?



    Phoebe:
    Uh huh.



    Piper:
    Did you?



    Phoebe:
    Uh huh.



    Piper:
    Was he?



    Phoebe:
    Uh huh.

  • Charlene:
    You were right about me. I went home, I saw the folks crying, then I knew it was true. I've never seen my dad cry before. Not over me anyway. Then I got pissed. The demon did this to me. I wanna prove he doesn't exist any more.

  • Piper:
    Tell me the truth. Do you think I'm pushing it too far with the wedding?



    Prue:
    Okay, why is Phoebe going to school without her books?



    Piper:
    Okay, why is Prue not answering Piper's question?

  • Piper:
    Hi, Phoebe. Need a diaper change?



    Phoebe:
    Haha, very funny. Look, we need you to come home right away by midnight or else...



    Piper:
    The tooth fairy's gonna come and harass us all for not flossing?

  • Darryl:
    Oh, no creepy talk in the precinct. Will you just keep down the creepy talk.

  • Piper:
    No, don't say that. We're not surrounded until they're all around of us.

  • Piper:
    Don't act blonde.

  • Piper:
    Leo, you're a nice guy, and I like you a lot, but let's face it, you're geographically undesirable.

  • Prue:
    Great, so some guy couldn't keep it in his sheath and now I'm marked for death.



    Piper:
    Well, some men can be very sensitive about their weapons.

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