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That's Mrs. Cafeteria Lady, Nathaniel. Now unlike yo' mama, some of us know how to keep a husband! TELEMUNDO!!!!! You may be a math teacher over there, but in here, you nothin' but a substance abuser that can count to ten! Now, fifteen liars that told the same lie don't make it true. If I was to put syrup on a shoe, you wouldn't called it a pancake, would ya? [court grows quiet] Mama: ANSWER ME!!! Mama: Randy Moss, call me!! | |
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You want national security? I got a church full of nosy ol' ladies. Put them in the CIA and they'll find out everybody's business. They'll tell you where Osama *been* and where Osama gon' be! [when Glen Cox interrupts] Excuse me, but was I talking to you? Did you hear your name? Was I talking to you? Did you hear your name? Did you hear *it*? Glen Cox: No, but-- Mama: Did you hear IT? Answer me! Glen Cox: No. Mama: Well, you need to shut up when grown folks is talkin'. You need to learn your manners. This whole country needs to learn their manners. Cafeteria Lady: Ain't no mo' green beans! Just mashed potatoes and corn! Since you are a natural blonde, how long did it take for you to put it on with those eagle talons you call nails, Mama?!? (laughs) Interviewer: Oh no, you didn't! Mama: First of all, it is my hair. I got the receipt in my purse to prove it. And second, don't you *ever* talk to Mama like that again, or I'm gonna beat you until this belt sizzles! (snaps belt) Glen Cox: You will do no such thing! Mama: Bring it on! Mama: You asked the right person about global warming. I heated a whole house with a blow dryer and and a waffle iron. You do the math! Glen Cox: This answer is as ridiculous as this mink tarp that you've got around your buttocks. It's summertime. Mama: First of all, that's sable, so that shows you where you at. And second of all, I ain't afraid of no man that I can see the top of their head. He little! Howard: [tastes food] It's served on an open grill...................You know what this can use? Some hot sauce! Game Show Host: Looks like you'll have to stop guessing meats. Work that bling-bling, baby! How do you know all that stuff? Malik: I'm advanced. My nanny said so. Trey: You mean the one that shakes you. Ho-hum. A lovely day at the grocery store. I don't think so, trick!! [crying] José Cuervo Margarrrita!! The green beans are for the children. Children like little Joey. Family's so po' they house sittin' on a kickstand! [Joey leaves] Cafeteria Lady: Come back here, Joey! You know yo' mama ain't comin' back 'till last call! Cafeteria Lady: Somebody need to get they white mama to get they black grandma and teach her how to do her hair! Did you do it? Did you embezzle that man's 3 million dollars? You better tell me before I slap you cross-eyed! Man: No, Mama! Mama: I'm satisfied! Lawyer: Mama , this is-- Mama: Sit yo' a** down! You are the worst lawyer ever! Lawyer: Nobody didn't say nothin' when you was out killin' people! There has been a certain issue. One that has touched me directly. [plays "Hail to the Chief" on the radio] Spencer Elwood: This whack-behind Presidential song! You can't Harlem-shake to that! I'm a bicycle with the seat off, I'll get in yo ass! I'm like a gay guy at a strip club, I really don't care! Hey there, what are them books you readin? Man: Nothing you would understand; It's beyond your scope! Cafeteria Lady: Let me tell YOU what's beyond scope, your breath! Well I am like a double shot of Novocain, I ain't really feelin' for you! I'm like an unpaid electric bill, I'll put your lights out! I'm like a overheated hot-air balloon, I'll drop it like it's hot! | |
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