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Quotes of Movie: "Captain Simian & The Space Monkeys
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Captain Simian: I've *got* to get that thing fixed. Captain, the fuel supply is at critical. Captain Simian: What? How did that happen? Shao Lin: If I recall, your words were, 'You see the fuel supply as half-empty, I see it as half-full.' Captain Simian: That was a JOKE! Orbitron, how close are we to the nearest fuel depot in this galaxy? Orbitron: You should have thought of that before we left home! [the crew picks the Captain up from the floor] What just happened? Dr. Splitz: Excellent Captain! It would seem that as soon as you lost consciousness, the illusions dissipated. Captain Simian: Wonderful... my proudest moment... | |
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You lost a baby tooth! Gor-illa: Will it grow back? Spydor: Sure! Quick as a wink! Gor-illa: [winks, feels gums] It's not there, Spydor. Spydor: No, no, big guy, it's just an expression. Means it'll happen in two shakes of a... it'll happen soon. Gor-illa: How soon? Spydor: Eh, before you can say J... ah, I'll get back to you on that. Recording Sector 3879-B Captain. Captain Simian: Log the coordinates. Orbitron: No, no, no! Where's the feeling? These are coordinates! You want them logged. You NEED them logged. Try it again, and this time, make... me... CRY. [firing at aliens] Take that ya big tinsel-headed robot mooks! Spydor: [lazers bounce of aliens without effect] Heh - whaddaya know? They took it... Orbitron, come with me. Orbitron: You like me, you really like me! Captain Simian: [On the P.A] We are the Space Monkeys! Resistance is useless, your weapons are useless! Shao Lin: Captain, they may actually surrender. Captain Simian: [Thinks] You're right. Captain Simian: [On the P.A] That is, we *think* your weapons are useless. We are no match for your advanced weapons. We surrender Captain Simian: [Slapping his forehead] I don't *want* you to surrender! How can I convince you we come in peace? [Gor is poked with an electric prod and promtly turns into Gor-mungus and starts destroying the building] Orbitron: Well, that certainly was convincing. Gor-illa: What does that mean? Dr. Splitz: [as Splitzy] When y'all find out, tell me! Captain Simian: [For no apparent reason] Check! Captain Simian: Strangely soothing. Rhesus 2: Bad brain! | |
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