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Quotes of Movie: "Camp Wilder" [1992]

  • [the gang is playing with a Ouija Board]



    Dorfman:
    Go ahead, Beth, ask it anything.



    Beth:
    Okay.


    [pause]



    Beth:
    Why do guys say they're gonna call, and so you give them your number, and you wait by the phone, and do they call? No!



    Dorfman:
    Ask and answer. Okay!

  • Ricky Wilder:
    [on the phone with a costume shop clerk] Do you have any mouse costumes?


    [pause]



    Ricky Wilder:
    Yes, I'm aware that today is Halloween and that people purchased their costumes months in advance - I've always admired people like that.


    [pause]



    Ricky Wilder:
    But still no mice? What costumes do you have?


    [pause]



    Ricky Wilder:
    That's the ONLY ONE LEFT?


    [pause]



    Ricky Wilder:
    I don't think so, not for an eight-year-old girl. But, out of curiosity, how much is the Clarence Thomas outfit?

  • [Beth enters Dex's garage angrily. Dex still has his shirt off]



    Dexter:
    Let me guess, friend of Brody's?



    Beth:
    That's right. So you can put your pecs away 'coz it's not gonna work with me.

  • [Ricky is dreaming that she is in labor. The doctor pulls out Brody from her womb]



    Ricky Wilder:
    Brody!



    Doctor:
    That's a nice name!



    Brody Wilder:
    Hey, Rick, can I have the keys to your car?



    Ricky Wilder:
    In my pur...


    [goes into labor once more]



    Doctor:
    There's another one. Wait, there's something blocking the way.


    [pulls out a skateboard, then pulls out Dorfman]



    Dorfman:
    Hi, doc! Hey, what happened to the bag of chips I had?



    Ricky Wilder:
    Dorfman!



    Doctor:
    Hang on, there's one more.


    [pulls out Melissa]



    Melissa Wilder:
    Fine. Give birth to me, but you are not my mother.


    [the doctor pulls out Danielle]



    Danielle:
    Nice shoes! Can I have them?


    [the doctor pulls out Beth]



    Beth:
    Ricky, there's a hole in the Ozone Layer, and you're bringing babies into this world?


    [shakes her head disapprovingly]

  • Brody Wilder:
    Date tonight, Rick. Need a way place to take her to.



    Ricky Wilder:
    Mario's.



    Brody Wilder:
    Great. Need a way to pay for it.



    Ricky Wilder:
    Job.



    Brody Wilder:
    Seriously, Rick. Can I borrow thirty dollars?



    Ricky Wilder:
    Thirty dollars? Brody, that's a lot of money. Why don't you just do what I did when I was your age?


    [thinks]



    Ricky Wilder:
    Here, take forty.

  • Beth:
    Honestly, Brody, you're taking this fight thing way out of proportion.



    Brody Wilder:
    Why not tell that to Danielle?



    Beth:
    What?



    Brody Wilder:
    Oh, that's right, Beth. Act surprised. I know she and Dex have a date tonight. I can't believe you guys.


    [exit]



    Beth:
    [sits down on the couch with Dorfman] I feel terrible.



    Dorfman:
    Me too.



    Beth:
    I thought Dex wanted me.

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