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Quotes of Movie: "Call for Help" [1998]

  • Chris Pirillo:
    I mean, it's on Microsoft's page. How evil can it be?

  • Catherine Schwartz:
    Steve Case is the chairman of what media giant?



    Chris Pirillo:
    AOHell.

  • Alison Strahan:
    How often should I clear my cache?



    Martin Sargent:
    Every time you surf porn and don't want anyone to know that you did.

  • Brett Larson:
    What happened to radio since 1996? It's just gone down the tubes!

  • Brett Larson:
    And the quality's not that great, because you have to consider these are made for TV and, surprisingly, quality of television, heh, isn't that great.

  • Morgan Webb:
    How big is your monitor?



    Chris Pirillo:
    That's a personal question.

  • Brett Larson:
    I'm practicing for, uh, infomercials.

  • [On slow printers]



    Chris Pirillo:
    Someday my prints will come.

  • Chris Pirillo:
    I need a live spell-check on the air, you know?

  • Catherine Schwartz:
    In Microsoft Word, what does the Virgins Versions Option do?



    Chris Pirillo:
    You sacrificing someone on a mountaintop there, Cat?

  • Chris Pirillo:
    I'm a geek not a nerd.

  • Chris Pirillo:
    As someone said I have a face for radio, and others have said I have a face that only a motherboard could love... ahem... what about you?

  • Alison Strahan:
    Is DOS dead?



    Chris Pirillo:
    No, actually, it's not. It's bagging groceries with Elvis down in, uh, someplace down in South Carolina.

  • Alison Strahan:
    Quicken or MS Money?



    Chris Pirillo:
    Quicken! 'Cause Microsoft doesn't own it. Yet.

  • Alison Strahan:
    Are you a gamer?



    Chris Pirillo:
    Uh, yeah. I play hardwood solitaire all the time.

  • Catherine Schwartz:
    What do you think about those controversial video games?



    Chris Pirillo:
    I love 'em!

  • Morgan Webb:
    I think that we should have a slumber party at the TechTV studios.

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