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Quotes of Movie: "Brimstone" [1998]
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You loved her, didn't you? The Devil: I never loved anyone but God, and that was a long time ago. Where have you been? Ezekiel Stone: Out of the country. Desk Clerk: Oh, where? Ezekiel Stone: Down under. You a football fan? Father Horn: I love the Saints. [laughs] Father Horn: That's from the Vatican jokebook. If it means anything, I'm sorry. Sort of. Well... no, I'm not. | |
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Vanilla? Where's the waitress? I only eat Rocky Road. You really push a man to the brink. The Devil: I am the brink. Yours is a divine purpose, Ezekiel. Ezekiel Stone: [referring to the Devil] He'd freak if he heard that. The Angel: Good. Let him freak. The Devil: Junk mail, mostly. One of my lesser triumphs. I have always advocated family values, all the way back to Cain and Abel. Ezekiel Stone: Going up or down? The Devil: Guess. Why don't you try and just enjoy some of the beautiful things in this world? Just one. Try it on for size. The Devil: Believe me, it won't fit. The Devil: Four out of five dentists surveyed agree, tooth decay is no longer a problem... once you're dead. You know, I gotta tell you, I'm getting a little tired of breaking into desks and rifling through filing cabinets. I feel like I'm on a rerun of "Magnum P.I." The Devil: Good work, Ezekiel. Two birds with one "Stone." Ezekiel Stone: It's not New York any more. Nobody wants to walk around here. Plus, the buses suck. The Devil: Now wait a minute. Fifteen years in Hell, now you're back on Earth and you're complaining. Oh, because you have to walk. You're not going Hollywood on me, are you, Zeke? Ashe: Pardon me for interrupting you here, but that happens to be a federal crime. Is that within your jurisdiction, too? Ezekiel Stone: I answer to a lower power. The Devil: Did you know, the thorns were originally my idea? God's universe is not like the American legal system. You do something, you pay for it. The Devil: You know, before they invented the elevator, I had to walk all the way from hell. Ezekiel Stone: Glad to hear it. The Devil: Second throughts, Ezekiel? Ezekiel Stone: Can't you find someone else to torture? The Devil: Millions of them. They can wait. Everyone's in such a rush. I say, stop and smell the burning flesh of sinners. What the hell do you know about love? The Devil: Love, the most delicious emotion of all. Without love you and I would be out of a job. The Devil: Yes, yes, now that's what I like to hear. The indomitable spirit and righteous indignation of the human species. I've heard it a million times defending a billion atrocities, and it's still music to my ears. Do you know anything about faith? The Devil: Faith? I was present at its creation. Thanks to global warming, it gets more and more comfortable for me up here very day. Get out of my head. The Devil: As if you could wrap your brain in barbed wire to keep me out. That is a delightful image, however. You don't have any friends, Ezekial. You're not only really dead, you're really most sincerely dead. Ezekiel Stone: Isn't that from "The Wizard of Oz"? The Devil: I HATE that movie. | |
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