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Quotes of Movie: "Brass Eye" [1997]

  • Christopher Morris:
    If this were really happening, what would you think?

  • Ted Maul:
    Kids burst shops by filling them with rice, and pouring in water: then standing back and laughing, while the bricks are ripped apart by the swelling food.

  • Chris Morris:
    You are a piece of shit on my shoe. Lick yourself off. Lick yourself off my shoe... No, don't actually do it! Where's your self re-cocking-spect?

  • Christopher Morris:
    You haven't got a clue have you, But you will do.

  • Moss Staples:
    Kneeling girls! Statues driving cars! What's going on? Ten years ago a man was arrested in the area for driving statues around in a car. Was it him?

  • Christopher Morris:
    The most obvious explanation is that it's a ball of lightning bouncing off a strut. But try telling that to any of these bog-brained murphies. You'd have a better chance of getting a blow-job off the pope.

  • Ted Maul:
    From the moon, Cowsick's a little dot. From the ground, it's a huge mess! Like Dante meets Bosch in a crack lounge!

  • Christopher Morris:
    Can you imagine the fear of knowing that there's a gay man on board? You'd be thinking, "My God. Will I wake up and find everybody dead?"

  • Christopher Morris:
    You're wrong, and you're a grotesquely ugly freak!

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