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Quotes of Movie: "Blossom" [1991]

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    Joey Russo:
    Whoa!

  • [Joey meets God over a game of pool]



    God:
    I bet I can make that shot.



    Joey Russo:
    You can't make that shot.


    [God makes the shot]



    Joey Russo:
    Wow! That's a miracle!



    God:
    THAT was skill. THIS is a miracle.


    [God points at a ball and it rolls into a hole]

  • God:
    Nietzsche once asked, "If a tree falls in the woods and no one is there to hear it, does it make a sound?" And do you know where he is now? He's in the woods pondering his question.



    Joey Russo:
    So does it?



    God:
    All I know is that if a tree falls in the woods, it's gonna go "boom".

  • God:
    Here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to make the world spin backwards briefly and reverse time so that you can prevent your finger from getting caught.



    Joey Russo:
    I thought only Superman could do that.



    God:
    He stole it from me. That's why I had him killed.

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