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Quotes of Movie: "Bless This House" [1971]

  • Sid Abbott:
    I feel shocking.



    Jean Abbott:
    So do I. It's no fun sleeping with twelve stone of Harris Tweed - especially when it's drunk.

  • Jean Abbott:
    I can just see it - the senile Scout troop hits town.



    Sid Abbott:
    What do you mean, senile? We've all grown up to be respectable citizens. One's a waiter, one's a butcher, one's a bank clerk...



    Jean Abbott:
    And one's Trevor. If the rest were monks, he'd make up for it.

  • Jean Abbott:
    Where on earth did you go?



    Sid Abbott:
    I don't know. We'll just have to wait for the complaints to come in, won't we

  • [Sid enters the kitchen, when the budgie start tweeting]



    Sid Abbott:
    One more tweet and I'll have all your teeth out.

  • [Sid has found Trevor in the kitchen]



    Trevor Lewis:
    Have you seen my shoes, Sid?



    Sid Abbott:
    [Grinning] I knew I'd taken somebody's off.

  • [Trevor has left, and Sally has come in]



    Sally Abbott:
    Did you come in alone?



    Sid Abbott:
    Of course I came in alone.



    Sally Abbott:
    You do a very good duet, daddy.



    Sid Abbott:
    Would you mind stopping the chattering? It's worse then a blooming aviary in here with you and him.

  • Jean Abbott:
    [out of shot] Sid.



    Sid Abbott:
    Oh, Blimey, what have I done now?



    Sally Abbott:
    Perhaps you haven't done anything.



    Sid Abbott:
    No. I know that tone of voice. That's definitely a done something voice.



    Jean Abbott:
    [out of shot] Sid-ney.



    Sid Abbott:
    What did I tell you. Coming, darling.



    Sid Abbott:
    [entering the hall] Yes? What?



    Jean Abbott:
    I've discovered one place you were last night.



    Sid Abbott:
    You have? How?



    Jean Abbott:
    I found this in the bathroom.


    [shows Sid a LADIES toilet sign]

  • [Jean has discovered a LADIES toilet sign in the bathroom, which she has handed to Sid]



    Jean Abbott:
    Up to your old tricks again?



    Sid Abbott:
    I beg your pardon?



    Jean Abbott:
    Bringing souvenirs home.



    Sid Abbott:
    Are you implying that I nicked this?



    Jean Abbott:
    Yes.


    [Snatches the sign back]



    Jean Abbott:
    I haven't got over last years annual booze-up - you brought home a belisha beacon.



    Sid Abbott:
    Well, I had to. The only way I could get Trevor home - he wouldn't let go of it.

  • [Jean has followed Sid into the kitchen]



    Sid Abbott:
    [indicating the LADIES toilet sign] You're so sure it was me. Perhaps it's Mike's.



    Mike Abbott:
    [walking in with a GENTLEMENS toilet sign] Look what I found in the loo.

  • Sally Abbott:
    [walking in through the back door with a Met Police No Parking Sign] Look what I found by the back door.



    Sid Abbott:
    That must be Trevor - he's like a blooming squirrel.

  • Jean Abbott:
    Any minute now, Sid will be coming round, begging for his cocoa.



    Betty Lewis:
    Any minute now, Trevor will be round begging for his - and it won't be cocoa!

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